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Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:36:15 -0800

Hmmm my blog has been looking kind of shabby recently.

*I'm really more active on Tumblr right now.
http://rainbow-parfait.tumblr.com/
(wtf, why isn't my coding working??)

*Prop 1. What the fuck Maine.

*It's been about 70 degrees here in Oklahoma the past few days and it is indescribably beautiful here.

*I got my flu shot because vaccines are for cool kids.

*I diagnosed myself as a logophile today. (Holy crap, I've been dying to use that word in a sentence all day. WIN)

Goodnight.

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Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:43:25 -0700

SHEEP GO TO HEAVEN

goats go to hell.

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Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:16:51 -0700

Based on the endless list of shitastic events that have occurred this month, I'm pretty sure I'm going to get hit by a bus or something.

My life is like a really bad sitcom.

*EDIT*
The plumber finally arrived and I can't understand a god damn word he's saying because he has no teeth.
HAHA.

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Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:09:42 -0700

My husband has been reading Richard Dawkins to our infant daughter.
He takes his role as a father very seriously.

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Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:59:20 -0700

My daughter is the most beautiful child I've ever seen.

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Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:17:43 -0700

Going on six days past my due date.

People keep asking when I'm gona pop and it takes commendable effort to not tell them to go fuck themselves.

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Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:10:16 -0700

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....

Some of you creepy old men seem to be forgetting that young girls DON'T LIKE BEING HARASSED OVER THE INTERNET.
Hate to break it to you stud, but you remind us a lot of this guy:

Stop embarrassing yourself.

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Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:54:57 -0700

I am getting ass-raped by the IRS.
How in GOD'S NAME we can owe the government any extra money is beyond me.

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Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:33:15 -0700

Taking a look at Fetus's junk tomorrow.
Once we know if it has a wee-wee or a hoo-ha we can give it a real name.
My mother gives me the most pained looks when we refer to her grandchild as Fetus.

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Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:32:09 -0800

Every time I log in, I have creepy messages from strangers.
Do you people not have lives??
Girlfriends????
I am not down for teh cyBer sExxx!!!111oneone.
Creeper McPedophile.

P.S., I'M GETTING INTERNET TOMORROW, MAYBE RAINBOW WILL MAKE HER COMEBACK??

YA BOI.