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Cereal Killers

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:10:22 -0700

Why I Hate Personal Weblogs

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:18:21 -0700

Statement of Audience
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I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet. My opinions are useless and unfocused. I am an expert in nothing. I know nothing. I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an individual, ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial commentary on the vast vast majority of things that exist in my world. This is a stupid document; it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on my planet to actually read. People who do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner. Anyone who actually takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about.

Signed: winkles

The Illustrated Road to Serfdom

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:02:52 -0700

Chinese Foetus Feasters | Latest News | Weird News | Bizarre Magazine UK

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:24:51 -0700

I used to lap up rotten.com and the like. This page disturbed me somewhat though. Must be what having kids does to you.

Don't blame me by the way. Blame weejules.

http://www.zombiekitten.net/category/pictures/page/6/

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:51:14 -0700

If you're going to post lolcats, at least make them nerdy.

cheryl smith sex cam at redhotplanet.net

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:11:55 -0700

Bloody Martians! They come down here, they steal our women, and most likely subject them to anal probes! Something ought to be done about it I tell you!

Who am I kidding? I'm only complaining because our alien friend here is more likely than not getting more anal probing action than I am. Lucky three eyed bugger.

Some nice fantasy artwork on this page by the way, assuming you can tear your sordid little mind away from anally probing redheaded ladies. I struggle at times personally.

http://home.planet.nl/~sante100/cleavage.html

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:24:59 -0700

Oh yeah, I thumb up one page with a couple of artistic chesticles and the next stumble brings me to this. Well, I'm not thumbing it Stumbleupon. Because if I do, the next time I click the button at work I know full well what will happen: frippets galore. You're not fooling me like that again.

Journey to the navel of the world

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:21:07 -0700

Quite trippy video thing. Not entirely safe for work I suppose, but probably safer for work than some of the stuff that appeared when I clicked the stumble button at work today.

Giant Lego man found in Dutch sea| Oddly Enough| Reuters

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:26:54 -0700

From the page: "A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday."

At the seaside resort nearest to me, Cleethorpes, you're probably not going to want to keep anything you find washed up on the shore. Unless you're really keen on dead dogs and industrial waste.

funnyimagedump.com

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:16:09 -0700

Imagined dialogue:
Nice try at getting my attention love.
Now hand me a controller if you'd be so kind.
Hey, where's the power lead?
Is it?
You mucky bitch.

More likely dialogue:
Oh, I'm sorry, I appear to be in the wrong house. Please don't call the police.