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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:26:05 -0700

If you are 'ancient' enough, or just patient enough to wade through my old posts, you know I had my thyroid removed due to cancer. That was August 2006. Well, tomorrow I have my 2nd and final post-surgery body scan. I am very psyched to be declared cancer-free. Plus, in the very short term, I am so totally psyched to get done with this nasty iodine-free diet! I have literally eaten enough carrots to turn the crowns of my teeth orange! My wife doesn't appreciate the odors of cooking, so I don't do that very much. Tomorrow at 9am!

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Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:07:59 -0700

Thanks to Texas Jim for the link to this very awesome collection of pics!

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Tue, 13 May 2008 09:26:45 -0700

Many thanks to my friend David in Israel!

Sadly true...

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew wh at she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free." She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!". Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where"?

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all ............
THEY VOTE

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Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:37:52 -0700

Just when you think things couldn't get more scary among the mindset of the liberals. Just who put this kid up to this? I don't EVER remember Clinton getting this kind of treatment.

Callous Creepy Kid

As Dennis Prager has said, "If a conservative disagrees with a liberal, the conservative thinks the liberal is wrong and misguided. The liberal thinks the conservative is evil!" (I'm paraphrasing here!). By the way... is anyone in the DFW area aware of a Prager listener's group here?

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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:56:47 -0800

I am sure you have wanted to do this...

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Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:50:46 -0800

The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid

Your Score: Longcat
55% Affectionate, 50% Excitable, 40% Hungry

Protector of truth... Slayer of darkness... Loooooong!

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:36:17 -0800

Bill Stumbles to MySpace... story at 11!
Scary... I've foraged into the world of MySpace. My wife invited me, and I think we're doing this so we can allow my daughter to do it, too, and we'll be able to keep an eye on her.

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Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:26:15 -0700

I'm just wicked fast at work!

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Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:46:12 -0700

Alert... Blackie is caught again and dwelling in his gerbil-lair!

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Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:03:53 -0700

I don't think this really applies to me, completely...
but it's funny! Go take this silly quiz.

Which File Extension are You?