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http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/37025173/

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:26:20 -0700

Eric - 1995 - October 21st 2008

I Loved You Best

So this is where we part, my Friend,
and you'll run on, around the bend.
Gone from sight, but not from mind,
new pleasures there you'll surely find.

I will go on, I'll find the strength,
life measures quality, not length.
One long embrace before you leave,
share one last look, before I grieve.

There are others, that much is true,
but they be they, and they aren't you.
And I, fair, impartial, or so I thought,
Will remember well all you've taught.

Your place I'll hold, you will be missed,
the fur I stroked, the nose I kissed.
And as you journey to your final rest,
take this with you...I loved you best.

From friend to friend.

You're giving me a special gift,
So sorrowfully endowed,
And through these last few cherished days,
Your courage makes me proud.

But really, love is knowing
When your best friend is in pain,
And understanding earthly acts
Will only be in vain.

So looking deep into your eyes,
Beyond, into your soul,
I see in you the magic, that will
Once more make me whole.

The strength that you possess,
Is why I look to you today,
To do this thing that must be done,
For it's the only way.

That strength is why I've followed you,
And chose you as my friend,
And why I've loved you all these years...
My partner 'til the end.

Please, understand just what this gift,
You're giving, means to me,
It gives me back the strength I've lost,
And all my dignity.

You take a stand on my behalf,
For that is what friends do.
And know that what you do is right,
For I believe it too.

So one last time, I breathe your scent,
And through your hand I feel,
The courage that's within you,
To now grant me this appeal.

Cut the leash that holds me here,
Dear friend, and let me run,
Once more a strong and steady dog,
My pain and struggle done.

And don't despair my passing,
For I won't be far away,
Forever here, within your heart,
And memory I'll stay.

I'll be there watching over you,
Your ever faithful friend,
And in your memories I'll run,
...a young dog once again.

(c) Karen Clouston

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/34964778/

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:35:41 -0700

One of my favorite activities is making love to nuns---it's easy once you get into the habit!

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/34428978/

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:47:32 -0700

This guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. As he sits down he hears someone say, "That's a nice suit, sir". He looks around and there is no-one there. Then again he hears, "That's a nice suit, sir" and he looks down and it is one of the peanuts in the tray speaking to him.

Intrigued, he goes to the cigarette machine, puts in his money, when the machine says to him, "F#@ off". The guy tries once more but again the machine tells him to f#@ off!

The guy goes to the barman and says "Your bar is weird mate. The peanuts say how nice my suit is but the cigarette tells me to get lost! What sort of establishment are you running here?"

The barman replies "Oh no sir, it's not what you think.

The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/34371745/

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:55:19 -0700

Picture the scene . . you come home from work and the door is opened by your woman who's wearing nothing apart from one of your shirts. Her long legs disappear invitingly up into the shirt and she walks slowly up the stairs, beckoning you with her finger and a 'come hither' look in her eye.

Isn't it great how a woman wearing a man's shirt can be so sexy.

Of course, if it's the other way around and she comes home and finds you wearing one of her frocks, things don't run quite so smoothly......

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/34370386/

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:59:58 -0700

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral Sex" :

a.. 3% liked the warmth.

b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation.

c.. 93% appreciated the silence.

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/34225957/

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:05:57 -0700

PLEASE DON'T

Don't assume because I look well
That I feel well. Looks can be
very deceiving.Many days I look
great but I feel terrible.
Don't ask me how I feel unless you
really want to know.You may hear
a lot more than you are prepared
to listen to.
Don't tell me you know how I feel.
No-one knows how anyone else feels.
Two people with the same disease may
feel totally different.
Don't tell me about your Aunt Gertrude
And her MS and how well she managed
in spite of it. I am not Aunt Gertrude
and I'm doing my best.
Don't tell me
" It could be worse."
Yes, it could be
But I don't need to be reminded.
Don't decide what I am capable of doing.
Allow ME to decide what activities I can do.
There may be times I make the wrong
Decision, and if I do I'll know it soon enough.
Don't be upset that I
cannot ease my problems.It won't do any good
for any of us to be
miserable.
Don't assume that because I
did a certain activity yesterday
that I can do it again today.
MS is ever changing.
Do realise that I am Angry and
frustrated with the disease -
NOT WITH YOU."

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/5724947/

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:34:55 -0700

Inner Strength

==============

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining
and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy
to give you any time,

If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you
when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong.

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can ignore a friend's limited education
and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better
than a poor friend,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then you are probably The Family Dog!

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/5718859/

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:32:45 -0700

Bono

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...

"Well, stop bloody clapping then!"

http://squiffy2.stumbleupon.com/review/33872009/

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:18:21 -0700

MSRC Green Wristbands

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