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Sat, 02 May 2009 14:38:30 -0700

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Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:32:21 -0700

I love these space images.

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Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:49:06 -0800

Yeah, I know it's after the fact, but I've been fiddling around with my "new" pc. Enjoy the whore. :-P

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Sat, 17 Jan 2009 09:50:49 -0800

While I was away from the internet world, I got an opportunity to meet Pantera/Damageplan/Hell Yeah drummer, Vinnie Paul at a book signing dedicated to his brother, 'Dimebag' Darrell, whom of which was fatally shot. Their father was also at the book signing, as well (the gentleman with that hat and glasses).

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Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:34:54 -0800

>:D Muwahahahahahaha!! I'm back.....

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Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:46:47 -0700

Is this what they meant by getting a 'hard on'?

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Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:40:59 -0700

Muwahahahahaha!!

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Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:22:20 -0700

Pics taken from my trip to Arizona (Phoenix, to be exact). I didn't get to take as many pics as I would've like to, I was there mostly for business, however, it didn't stop me from having fun.

This place was directly across the street from where I was staying. I found it odd that they specialized in chicken wings and pizza....especially with a name like this.

I don't think I need to go into details on this....LMAO!

I love Hooters. Me and a friend had (unoffically) competed against her and her co-workers in a game of hoops (on one of those mini basketball games). They were tough, but me and my friend found a way to take them down....~hehehe~.

On the way back from Phoenix, I got stuck in Chicago overnight after not being able to catch the connecting flight into New York. I would've been stuck in Dallas had it not been for those people who decided not to show up for the Chicago flight.

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Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:54:58 -0700

The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Something wrong with question 7....how do you think we take a dump, dumbass? :-P

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Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:16:45 -0700

My nephew, Daniel, sitting with Obama...haha, how cool. Thanx to a fellow stumbler for posting it! My sister has few more pics on Myspace. Unfortunately, my sister has chosen her candidate and it's not Obama....and I think she brainwashed my nephew. :-( :-P LOL!