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Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:17:55 -0700

Bordertourista thank you for this one had to borrow

Sep 6, 8:22pm
Hahahah. Thank you, Stardust!

"A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband"
The fairy waved her magic wand; and -- poof! -- two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. "
"I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! -- the husband became 92 years old.
The Moral of the story :
Men who are ungrateful husbands should remember; Fairies are Female."

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Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:03:18 -0700

I have only just a minute,
Only sixty seconds in it.

Forced upon me, can't refuse it.
Didn't seek it, didn't choose it.
But it's up to me
to use it.

I must suffer if I lose it.
Give account if I abuse it.

Just a tiny little minute,
but eternity is in it.

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Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:57:09 -0700

Found this on Lilly2112 pages alot of wise words

I believe -

...that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I believe -

...that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I believe -

...that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I believe -

....that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest

Distance. Same goes for true love.

I believe -

....that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I believe -

...that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I believe -

....that you should always leave loved ones with loving words.

It may be the last time you see them.

I believe -

....that you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I believe -

....that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I believe -

....that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I believe -

..That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I believe -

...that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe -

....that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I believe -

....that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I believe -

....that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I believe -

....that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I believe -

....that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe -

....that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe -

...that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I believe -

....that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I believe -

....two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I believe -

..that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I believe -

....that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

I believe -

..that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I believe -

.... That the people you care about most in life are often taken from you too soon.

I believe -

....that you should share this with all of the people that you believe in.

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Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:35:46 -0700

I stumbled this and saw it as strange you be the judge,I smiled.

Hello!

I'm from outer space, and I've made myself look like a piece of paper.
I was fortunate enough to find my way through the ether of space into
your printer. I am so glad that you have picked me up, since while
you hold me, I'm having sex with your fingers.

I know it feels good to you, because you're smiling. I'm very horny, so give
me to someone else when you've had enough.

Thanks!

Sincerely,
A Stranger in a Strange Land

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Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:28:57 -0700

Need Help!
HI friends an family,
I'm in need of your help. My sister needs a transplant of both kidneys an pancreas in order to live.
The hospital needs 5000 dollars to start.I am placeing donation jars around town .Also Donations can be sent to MTAF National transplant assistance fund. 150 N.Radner Chester rd suite f 120 Radner PA.19087 In honer of Pamela Persinger.

Thanks for the help In Advance:0) If you can help contact me by mail of e mail Guenhera@yahoo.com

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Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:59:28 -0700

The Road To Fairy Land
by
Ernest Thompson Seton

Do you seek the road to Fairyland
I'll tell; it's easy, quite.
Wait till a yellow moon gets up
O'er purple seas by night,
And gilds a shining pathway
That is sparkling diamond bright
Then, if no evil power be nigh
To thwart you, out of spite,
And if you know the very words
To cast a spell of might,
You get upon a thistledown,
And, if the breeze is right,
You sail away to Fairyland
Along this track of light.

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Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:56:41 -0700

Ok Im Makeing Ice cream this eve.Nice for the kids and 100' weather

Grab the kids, two coffee cans, ingredients for the ice cream and roll away!

What you'll need:
2 clean metal cans, both with lids (make one can larger than the second)
Use the ice cream recipe already given in Ice Cream in a Bag or:
1 cup of very cold milk
1 cup sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 tbs chocolate syrup
Ice
Salt
How to make it:
Place the ice cream mixture in the smaller coffee can (make sure it's clean) and seal with the lid on tightly.
Place the smaller can in the larger can. Pour the ice and salt around the smaller can making sure it is more or less in the center.
Seal the larger can with its lid tightly and roll it around for about a half hour. This process works great if you have kids. Let them sit on the floor and roll the can between them. When it's done you'll have a nice container to keep the ice cream in!

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Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:19:24 -0700

This is the new baby in our house,MEET COCO.
Photo taken bye my 12 year old daughter, OOPS!

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Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:24:27 -0700

Inventive as heck....lol

A couple in their seventies went to a sex therapist's office in Melbourne..

The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?' The old man said, 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple had finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex,' and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?'

The old man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $170. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.

Is Australia great or what?'

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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:04:03 -0700

Choose a job that you like and you will never have to work a day in your life

-Confucius