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New Moon - www.volvocars.com/newmoon

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:32:16 -0800

are you fucking kidding me? do you think anyone who would drive this sweet, sweet vehicle would be a twilight fan?

if so - the world is ending or is at least becoming a place i don't want to be.

but i will admit to reading the twilight series out of morbid curiosity. but i hated everyone, especially edward. and maybe stephanie meyer a little for leaving out the details of the sex scene. if i have to suffer through terrible writing, i at least want some porny details.

http://sargt000.stumbleupon.com/review/37538493/

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:10:05 -0800

i ran into a couple i used to babysit for one time when i was home. i never really liked her, she was kind of a loud-mouthed bitch but her kids were cute. anyway, i said hello, we had a chat and her husband came by. he looked different than i remembered, and he wasn't super friendly but i figured he just forgot who i was. i was, after all, no longer 14.

later i told my mom and she solved this mystery for me.

she dumped her husband for his BROTHER. that's why he seemed different...because he was, well, kind of. a younger, better looking version, so i guess she traded up.

imagine those family gatherings. awwwwwkward.

i was reminded of this story while watching that terrible movie with sarah jessica where she's awkward and uncomfortable at a christmas gathering then dumps her boyfriend for his much cuter brother. that was a terrible movie, and i have no idea why i even sat through it once, much less twice. blame knitting distraction and crappy cable programming.

madrosemamas blog - StumbleUpon

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:33:44 -0800

i really do think you're one of the most interesting people on here. i mean, based on posts and all. while i'm sure everyone here has stories to tell, you actually tell them - and do so poetically.

so, you know. thanks. please don't stop.

Trippicists blog - StumbleUpon

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:27:23 -0800

i don't know where you came from.

and i'm not sure what took me so long to review you.

but i like you.

coreycow1s reviews - StumbleUpon

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:15:57 -0800

like someone else we know, you're learning that the closer you live to the US/Canada border, the more Canadian you become.

soon you will be injecting Tim Hortons coffee and saying "eh" after "no doubt" and "oh, i know" while lamenting the loss of Corner Gas and cursing the existence of nickleback.

Google

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:37:24 -0800

i've been enjoying the google home page the last few days, all the sesame street characters. this one is my favorite so far.

YouTube - butchwalkers Channel

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:29:30 -0800

i don't know why i'm "discovering" this as i found it via jen, but i guess i'm stealing your thunder.

yes, i like this taylor swift song. shut up.

and i enjoy this cover - it doesn't really get started until 3:00 but it's enjoyable anyway.

issheinacomas reviews - StumbleUpon

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:18:32 -0800

that's some pretty strong language there, isshe. better be careful - you could get x-rated for that kind of profanity.

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Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:10:53 -0800

Carrie Prejeans Mother Saw the Sex Tape | TMZ.com

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:32:54 -0800

i will happily admit i love trashy magazines and trashy websites. celebrity gossip is awesome.

so, of course, i hate carrie prejean. narcissistic, self righteous hypocritical cunt. not because she stated her opposition to gay marriage - she was asked a question, she answered it. but because she was such a twat afterwards.

so, imagine my glee when i hear she had a sex tape exposed in her attempt to sue miss america. her SOLO sex tape. one too explicit for even TMZ to post.

and imagine my utter glory to read this - her mother was in the room when miss america lawyers pressed "play".

ooooh man. good times.