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Wed, 21 Apr 2004 07:29:46 -0700

This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrates your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its
dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will
hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car
radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is
the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things
we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
and refill your skim milk with whole.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

http://saganaki.stumbleupon.com/review/156707/

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 08:45:50 -0700

The Social Contact Simulator for gamers.

Playtesters for Yorkshire developer 'Reality Bytez' have been reporting life changing gameplay experiences whilst BETAing "Get a life and some friends".

"I can now sit in a bar with friends discussing the news events of the day or simply wander outside and experience the majesty of nature's creation and the astonishing possibilities of life, love and culture.... all from the comfort of my living room" said lead tester David Fletcher.

"I've been playing for hours now and have reached the 'Form a loving relationship with a woman" challenge on day 125. I speak to the lady in the bar, but sadly I always seem to put my foot in it by mentioning the fact that I can reel off in order, every cheese named in the 'Cheese Shop Sketch' in Monty Python's Flying Circus.
The game comes packaged in a numbered, limited edition metal tin with an additional DVD featuring a 'making of' documentary, 5 trading cards, the soundtrack and a single ticket to the '25 years of Stan Lee' comic convention at the Birmingham NEC.

From: http://www.uncleclive.co.uk

http://saganaki.stumbleupon.com/review/156705/

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 08:02:33 -0700

http://saganaki.stumbleupon.com/review/156680/

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 08:56:44 -0800

who says computer games are useless?

http://saganaki.stumbleupon.com/review/156676/

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 06:15:00 -0800

Audiopad (MIT)

Blockjam (Sony)

http://saganaki.stumbleupon.com/review/156670/

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 11:23:57 -0800

Strange (and also great) ways to make music:

Audiopad (MIT)

Blockjam (Sony)

http://saganaki.stumbleupon.com/review/156669/

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 06:09:19 -0800

http://www.chessmail.de

My "Baby", a german chess-community

http://saganaki.stumbleupon.com/review/156668/

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 06:07:15 -0800