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Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:47:05 -0700

I like too many things
and get all confused and hung-up
running from one falling star to another till I drop.
This is the night, what it does to you.
I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.

~Jack Kerouac

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Sun, 14 May 2006 18:33:38 -0700

"A mother is a person who,
seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people,
promptly announces she never did care for pie."

...and a special Happy Mother's Day to my mom,
who would kill me if she knew I posted this photo... :)

Mother's Day Video

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Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:58:15 -0800

Words of wisdom from Baz Luhrmann

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99...

Wear Sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...
I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh never mind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked....

...You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind...the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life...the most interesting people I know, didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own..

...Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few, you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

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Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:39:11 -0800

-To every girl who is cute not skanky

- To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot

- To every girl who will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you

- To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead

- To every girl who would die to have a decent boyfriend

- To every girl who will not settle for the jerk

- To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess

- To every girl who cries at night because of another heartbreak

- To every girl who will not get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend

- To every girl who just wants to hold hands

- To every girl who kisses him with meaning

- To every girl who just wishes he cared

- To every girl who would just once want a guy to give his jacket up when she is cold

- To every girl who just wants him to call

- To every girl who wastes her day waiting by the phone

- To every girl who just wants to cuddle

- To every girl who just wants to lie with him

- To every girl who is scared to put her heart out there again because she has been hurt so many times or so badly

- To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back

- To every girl who thought maybe this could be the one

- To every girl who believes in her dreams

- To every girl who would do anything so she could achieve those dreams

- To every girl who laughs at stupid stuff when she actually does think it is funny

- To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way

- To every girl who has been cheated on because she is not a whore who gives it up to any guy

- To every girl who does not want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels

- To every girl who wants words backed up with actions

- To every girl who fell for all the lies only to find herself alone in the end

- To every girl who gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face

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Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:10:26 -0800

"It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see."

~Henry David Thoreau

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Wed, 18 Jan 2006 22:49:56 -0800

Today, at the park...

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Tue, 27 Dec 2005 15:52:40 -0800

Bjork and P. Ditty phone conversation...
Tooooo funny!

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Sun, 18 Dec 2005 21:35:35 -0800

Tips on Bathing a Cat

*
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids,
and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,
which is quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet
as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
where he will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.

Sincerely,
The dog*

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Mon, 28 Nov 2005 00:18:26 -0800

im doing a poll.
if you would be so kind as to message me with some or all of your answers.
im trying to bring back the 90s, slowly but surely and i would like your opinions.
so if you have spare time, please answer the following in a message. please and thank you!

1.) what are your top 5-10 bands of the 90s?
2.) what are your top 5-10 movies of the 90s?
3.) what are your top 5-10 fashions of the 90s?
4.) what were the top 5-10 news headlines of the 90s?
5.) what are the top 5-10 toys of the 90s?
6.) what are your top 5-10 TV shows of the 90s?

Thank you so much for your time.

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Wed, 23 Nov 2005 00:26:38 -0800

This boy here has dispatched his American secret agents
and had me abducted!

Thats him in the red face with his secret agents...
they are using the yellow suit to hide me in.

HeheheY

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