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Stephen Colbert Makes Dean Kamen Remove Doritos From Water

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:27:03 -0700

Just a funny vid.
Sad that the people who need these boxes may never see them.
De-ionized water can pull the minerals out of your bones and teeth.

TRIPLE FRAK!!! =Rocket Fuel In Water. EPA Sez, "What, me worry?"

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:24:15 -0700

-Probably won't do anything to get it out of the water or pass any laws that "represent a meaningful opportunity for reducing risks to human health" -yay.

Wait, what was that about buying a really good home water filter?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2343/2475264630_3e5883ce46_o.gif

Aw, FRAK

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:21:02 -0700

I hate it when Canadians are actually right about something.

So long Nalgene, we knew ye well.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2122/2474331797_ec3e576b83_o.jpg

Nero; -I Mean Teh EPA Sez No Known Ill Effects from PPCPs In Water

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:19:48 -0700

-O RLY?

Or: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/25/o-rly/

Residual Antibiotics, Hormones found in Public Water

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:18:52 -0700

Say it with me, "Repeated Long-Term Exposure"

Gotta upgrade to an Aquasana AQ-4000.

Ben &Jerrys Wants Hormone Labeling on Ice Cream

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:08:20 -0700

Seemed like a good idea, right?
But, I guess a few of our lawmakers are trying to distract us the same way David Copperfield makes elephants disappear.
-Big flashy noise over 1 side, nobody looks at the other place.
Ridiculous specious argument over here, nobody notices hand of lobbyists lodged up politician's butt, like a puppeteer.

ACHTUNGUNTZEE! -Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash and Brown Spots

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:05:48 -0700

Well, it's back to taunting the Hellboy-scale Demons of my own alcoholism with traditional 80-Proof mouthwash, because after hearing the horror stories of the "Turns Teeth Brown" mouthwash, alcoholism seems Waaay more palatable than anything but perfectly white teeth.
Hmmm... supposed to help, does opposite of helping -product. -Don't the Germans have a 1-word answer for that? Farfergnugen? Schadenfreude??

The "Clean Plate Club" Can Actually Be A Bad Thing

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:02:49 -0700

What the world,
needs now,
is
less French people,
less French people,
aaaaaannd sssmaller plaates.

Fat Is Contagious

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:59:38 -0700

Aw dangit, it's a dang Quadruple Entendre.
Lady writes parody book to scare bus commuters about fatness being contagious, then it turns out another study actually says Yes.
-Wait; wasn't this an Alanis Morisette song???

Unusually High Mercury in Tuna Sushi

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:57:45 -0700

VIVA LA REVOLUCI�N!
Workers of the World Unite!!
At last our pinko commie revenge upon the shoulder-surfing Rich Bastards is at hand!!!!
In the form, of ...
... ...
-tuna.