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Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:25:31 -0700

This is Spud's real home.

Drop by the Scousemonkey. She has a fine appreciation for the small dog.

And some great pictures!

http://megellen.stumbleupon.com/review/24471875/

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:13:54 -0700

Michalene: This corn tastes like hell.

Lucy: Dude. That's the wrapper.

Michalene: Oh.

Spud: Hi guys!

Lucy: Carpe Diem, batpug! Who is THAT?

Spud: Name's Spud. I'm Emil's cousin. I'm here to help! I live over on the scousemonkey blog.

Michalene: You're what, 12 weeks old? You're a pup! You can't even have a Livertini.

Spud: I'll have one of Luce's Liver Snaps.

Lucy: Huh. Here to help eat my Snaps? Over my steaming carcass! (gives Spud the frosty pug shoulder)

Michalene: Just ignore her. Luce gets all crabby when a super cute celebridog shows up. She's not big on sharing either.

Spud: I think it's time to bag o' poo SU. We need some excitement.

Lucy: What?! Wait. Me too! SU is all boring. Nobody is snarky. Nobody can say a bad word. I hate it! I want someone to call me a cunt. A rotten, rotten cunt. I've been practicing my rottenness!

http://megellen.stumbleupon.com/review/24472381/

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:13:39 -0700

Michalene; Shut up Luce! You giant, slaggy cunt! You'll get the Megellen blog banned and M will get really, really mad. She won't make us homemade mac and cheese with bits of ham. Then I will have to kill you.

Lucy: Ha! Michalene, you are such a giant, pusswag chicken lips.

Spud: And so smart!

Michalene: What?

Spud: Never mind. I'll use my giant brain to help SU be snarky again.

Michalene and Lucy: Wow! That IS a giant brain.

Stay tuned!

http://megellen.stumbleupon.com/review/24453860/

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:19:05 -0700

Raccoons found my sweet corn last night. Dang.

I've already been to the back garden once this evening. No sign of them.

They are sneaky. Very, very sneaky.

http://megellen.stumbleupon.com/review/21856527/

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:06:46 -0700

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Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:05:33 -0700

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Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:50:51 -0700

What in the fuck is this bullshit! Stumbles asking for my cell number?

Good job SU

http://megellen.stumbleupon.com/review/24346042/

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:05:21 -0700

Conversations with Lucy the Pug

Lucy: I'm bored. I'm so bored; I can't even keep my eyes open. Why don't we go to another blog and make big fun of it?

Me: We have to be nicey-nice now. All the time. No more funny mean stuff. Go sit on Big Mike. He'll scratch your back.
Lucy: Aaaaaaaah.... I am still bored. Let's go to CherishMe's blog and tell her she writes poetry. We can be all "You CRAZY POETRY WRITER! You are writing some POOOO-EEEEE-TRY!"

Me: I'm sure that will terrify her. (insert eye roll) She'll run right to the Dev's and tell them what a badass you are.

Lucy: Really?

Me: No.

Lucy: We could email kristenlcolby. We'll let it slip that Higg's poodlebitch has fleas! Fleas with HPV! Bird Flu fleas!

Me: I think she now knows, Luce. Nevermind.....Come over and sit by me on the couch, we'll think of something to do.

Lucy: Crap! I gave it away, didn't I. Hey! We could visit the Irish guy that's secretly in love with moi! The monkey guy. He's a magic monkey.

Me: I'm not sure that's a good idea, Luce. He leans toward crabby. Why do you want to visit him?

Lucy: (whispering) Magically delicious.

Me: What?

Lucy: He, ah, might have some charms. Some lucky, lucky charms.

Me: Lucy! Now stop. I'll get into trouble and it will be all your fault!.

Lucy: What!? God, you are so boring. And, you smell like Peas. Seriously. Peas and Carrots. The scent is killing me. Did you roll in the garden?

Me: Every morning!

Lucy: I knows! I know! We could go to Caile-Girl's! We can be all "HOW'S your wedding coming along, CG? We wanna hear all about it!"

Me: Ah, remember before when I said "No funny mean stuff."?
Lucy: What!?

Me: Sigh.

Lucy: Megellen?

Me: Yeah, Luce.

Lucy: Your butt smells like peas.

Me: Thanks Luce.

Lucy: You're welcome!

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Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:21:03 -0700

Ah, protein. Tasty, tasty protein.

thx HnH

Time Cube

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:20:07 -0700

Maybe I should introduce him to pwrpixie.