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Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:02:20 -0800

Nice ... Punchline

Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Back: You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.

http://maxormark.stumbleupon.com/review/20228146/

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:47:35 -0700

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty

~ Winston Churchill

I like to think I'm the latter ...

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Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:28:37 -0700

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Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:09:57 -0700

The Hello World Collection

A comprehensive list of programs that simply output the words "Hello World". Truthfully, I didn't even know half these existed. My favourites so far are LOLCODE ...

BTW Hello World in LOLCODE
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

and C++-Epoc which starts ...

// Hello World in C++, Epoc style (for Symbian OS)

#include
#include
#include

.
.
and finishes 96 lines later ...
.
.

_LIT(message,"Hello!");
CAknInformationNote* informationNote = new (ELeave) CAknInformationNote;
informationNote->ExecuteLD(message);

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Fri, 27 Jul 2007 13:28:56 -0700

I am Freemasonry By Ray V. Denslow (stolen from antdav's pages)

I was born in antiquity, in the ancient days when men first dreamed of God. I have been tried through the ages, and found true. The crossroads of the world bear the imprint of my feet, and the cathedrals of all nations mark the skill of my hands. I strive for beauty and for symmetry.

In my heart is wisdom and strength and courage for those who ask. Upon my altars is the Book of Holy Writ, and my prayers are to the One Omnipotent God, my sons work and pray together, without rank or discord, in the public mart and in the inner chamber. By signs and symbols I teach the lessons of life and of death and the relationship of man with God and of man with man.

My arms are widespread to receive those of lawful age and good report who seek me of their own free will. I accept them and teach them to use my tools in the building of men, and thereafter, find direction in their own quest for perfection so much desired and so difficult to attain. I lift up the fallen and shelter the sick. I hark to the orphans' cry, the widows tears, the pain of the old and destitute.

I am not church, nor party, nor school, yet my sons bear a full share of responsibility to God, to country, to neighbor and themselves. They are freemen, tenacious of their liberties and alert to lurking danger. At the end I commit them as each one undertakes the journey beyond the vale into the glory of everlasting life.

I ponder the sands within the glass and think how small is a single life in the eternal universe. Always have I taught immortality, and even as I raise men from darkness into light, I am a way of life.

I am Freemasonry

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Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:08:27 -0700

Borrowed from hcomi.com ...

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Venus and Mars. Works for me ...

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Sun, 06 May 2007 15:37:05 -0700

SUE CSS

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Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:10:13 -0700

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

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Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:14:13 -0700

http://www.cem.va.gov/cem/hm/hmemb.asp
Since when did religiuon revolve around copyright?

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Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:32:23 -0700

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