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Sun, 22 Jul 2007 05:31:23 -0700

Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by Lori Fury

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Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:53:43 -0700

Best of luck! You're a Slacker mom.

You're the one content to squeak by with a passing grade in Motherhood 101. As a Slacker, you conveniently place their kids' library books on the bathroom floor and use the back of the carpool schedule to write a note explaining why Fruit By The Foot should be considered a school-friendly healthy snack.

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Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:53:02 -0700

Before I was a mom I never learned the words to a lullaby.

I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a mom- I had never been puked, pooped, drooled, chewed, and peed on.

I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.

I slept all night.

I never looked into teary eyes and cried.

I never got gloriously happy over a simple little grin.

I never sat up for hours watching a baby sleep.

I never felt my heart break into million pieces when I coudn't stop the hurt.

I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.

I never knew that I could love someone so much.

I never knew I would love being a mom.

Before I was a mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.

I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.

I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important.

I had never known the warmth, the joy, tho love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a mom.

I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a mom!

I love being a mom!

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Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:21:01 -0700

SOME OF MY FAVOURITE HOUSE MD QUOTES

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
Ah, my birthday.
Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
One caveat: I've moved past threesomes. I'm now into foursomes. If someone backs out, then you've still got a threesome. If two people back out, you're still having sex.

Dr. Cameron (Jennifer Morrison):
Could pain medication cause an orgasm?

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
I wish.

HOUSE MD (Hugh Laurie)
Every person with an STD has something in common: They got it while they had SWS; "sex while stupid."

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important.

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
Gimme a reason to get out of this, and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transsexual.

Dr. Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein):
There is no such rumor.

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
There will be unless you get me out of this dinner.

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Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:35:39 -0700

A THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

The object of life is not to be "happy."
The object of life is to make society a better place in which to live.
Every one of us has something to offer.
In the words of G.B. Stern: "Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society.
The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute."

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Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:55:22 -0700

How evil are you?

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Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:51:16 -0700

What kind of TV show are you?Action show / War MovieYou're a hardened warrior. Nobody evil gets past you, and all wrong will be corrected by you.Click Here to Take This Quiz
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Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:21:29 -0700

THE HOMELESS WOMAN

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars
for dinner. The woman took out her billfold, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some chocolate with it instead of
dinner?" "No," I had to stop chocolate years ago, the homeless woman replied.

Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No," I
don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time
trying to stay alive."

Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20
years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going
to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, And chocolate."

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Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:25:49 -0700

[b]You Have a Melancholic Temperament[/b]

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Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

[b]What Temperment Are You?[/b]

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Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:52:37 -0700

No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable!
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects
- without unpleasant side effects!

It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend - the hug!

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