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Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:27:01 -0800

I passed my first post Cancer check up with flying colors this week. Don't have to go back for 4.5 months----Thursday, 01/08/09

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Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:59:29 -0800

DMV Employees
Circle I LimboParents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy WindOsama bin Laden
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & SnowCreationists
Circle IV Rolling WeightsGeorge Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, MangledRiver StyxScientologists
Circle VI Buried for EternityRiver PhlegyasQusay Hussein
Circle VII Burning SandsThe Pope
Circle IIX Immersed in ExcrementUday Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in IceDesign your own hell

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Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:42:01 -0800

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:27:59 -0700

We survived Ike with little or no damage. No Electricity except for our generator, but all and all we are fine.

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Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:05:39 -0700

Damn, I lost a friend today, at least one who was on my friends list and then I got blocked so I don't even know why. Pretty chicken shit on xxnuckingfutsxx part if you ask me. Oh well, that leaves 3 million others to choose from, so no big deal. It is just kinda childish if you ask me.

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:34:22 -0700

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F4gTwSh41nE

This girl is great, and this damn thing wont let me show the page....

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:50:25 -0700

For some strange reason I cannot seem to post this to my blog.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JP_3WnJ42kw

Watch and Spread----IMPORTANT------Watch and Spread

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Thu, 08 May 2008 19:36:13 -0700

Hospital visit today was a bomb, no news, good or bad. I have to wait another couple of weeks till my kidney functions return to the point they were before the damage from the antibiotics. Soooo thats that.

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Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:06:39 -0700

Home Thursday evening, and soooo glad to be out of the hospital. I am feeling stronger, but it will take awhile to rid myself of this pneumonia and staff infection. Thanks for all the notes and support, I appreciate it

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:51:40 -0700

Yesterday is History.

Tomorrow is Mystery.

Today is a Gift

That's why they call it the Present.