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Cradle 2 the Grave (DMX - Whats my name)

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 08:34:54 -0700

Today's song of the day

2pac - changes (Original Version)

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:32:11 -0700

Just something to get us off on the right foot

http://joepa.stumbleupon.com/review/34895098/

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:30:55 -0700

I am not sure why but I have been not paying much attention to stumble lately. I got a little tired of the spam emails and shares and over time paid it less and less attention. But I now realize that if we all do that then it will become nothing but a spam housing project on the south side. So lets take stumble back and make it fun again.

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Fri, 10 Apr 2009 08:30:37 -0700

So sad but so true

http://joepa.stumbleupon.com/review/31870501/

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:10:54 -0700

Just bust a move

http://joepa.stumbleupon.com/review/31868438/

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:24:14 -0700

Today I am going to talk about things I am sick of.

1. Reality TV.... get out and get a life....stop watching this mind souring crap fest.

2. News promos.... What are you eating that could kill you. Tune in at 11 for the story. Meanwhile the bag of cheetos I am eating could be causing my demise but I will need to wait 3 hours to find out.

3. Cock bobbers who refuse to use their turn signals. Especially for you fat bastards pretend it is exercise and turn on the damn thing. I know people who say well if they hit me I will get a new car. Trying getting a new wife or new kids you dumb ass.

4. People who state before they are about to say something offensive...Now I am not trying to be hurtful but you smell like rotten ass cheese. Put on the big boy/girl undies and say what you mean. Once you say something horrible to someone the blow softening crap you spewed will be forgotten so why pretend you meant it.

5. I went grocery shopping and everything I saw said no trans fats. I am starting to think there is just no such thing. I need to look next time but I would not be surprised if a big ole hunk of fat back said no trans fats on it.

6. Dietary information on a package. This one broils my britches. You grab a box of something and it says 140 calories per serving. Then you have to read the fine print to see there are enough servings in the box to feed the Peruvian army. Just say what you mean and mean what you say.

7. Spring has sprung here in the south and if you are feeling sexy and flirty I am behind you 100 percent but spandex is made for the chosen few and low cut jeans and half shirts are probably a bad idea unless your name is giselle or adriana. Now for people who want to say that people should wear what they want I will be glad to send you a picture of me in a speedo and see if I cannot challenge your notion of what is right or wrong on this subject.

8. Now that the nice weather is here its time for me to position myself on the porch with the hose and wait for the kids to come by and step in the yard and squirt them into next week. If you are having spring enjoy if you are still having winter for love of god move and while you are driving somewhere warm remember the turn signal.

http://joepa.stumbleupon.com/review/31868159/

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:06:42 -0700

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla on the house)
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

http://joepa.stumbleupon.com/review/30007720/

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:12:21 -0800

Weve all seen a man at the liquor store beggin for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
Get a job you ****ing slob, is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
cause then you really might know what its like to sing the blues

Then you really might know what its like...
Then you really might know what its like...
Then you really might know what its like...
Then you really might know what its like...

Mary got pregnant from a kid named tom that said he was in love
He said, dont worry about a thing, baby doll
Im the man youve been dreaming of.
But 3 months later he say he wont date her or return her calls
And she swear, God damn, if I find that man Im cuttin off his balls.
And then she heads for the clinic and
She gets some static walking through the door
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner
And they call her a whore
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
cause then you really might know what its like to have to choose

Chorus

Ive seen a rich man beg
Ive seen a good man sin
Ive seen a tough man cry
Ive seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
Ive seen the good side of bad
And the downside of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon
Drank from the golden cup
And smoked the finest green
I stroked the fattest dimes at least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart
You know where it ends, yo, it usually depends on where you start

I knew this kid named max
He used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late
He liked to get shit-faced and keep the pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big gun fight and max lost his head
He pulled out his chrome .45, talked some shit, and wound up dead
Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of this pain
You know it crumbles that way
At least thats what they say when you play the game
God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
cause then you really might know what its like to have to lose

Then you really might know what its like...
Then you really might know what its like...
Then you really might know what its like...to have to lose

http://joepa.stumbleupon.com/review/30006710/

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:30:17 -0800

Lets start off this rant by giving thanks that we have a new president... whether your a republican or democrat or living in a bubble in Idaho you have to be happy for a change. Now for my thoughts as they appear in my brain.

1. Is there any better feeling than walking around butt ass naked.
2. Is there a better song than Low Spark of the High Heeled boys by Traffic?
3. Do cocoa pebbles not look like rabbit turds?
4. I have no understanding why anyone would spend millions of dollars to get a job that pays 400k a year unless there was some kind of payoff later. Politics is hard for me to understand.
5. World peace will never happen until people no longer need someone to blame for their problems.
6. I am not a Jessica Simpson fan....but I have gained wait and lost weight and gained weight over the years. I cannot image having to see my gain posted on the cover or people or entertainment tonight. Sometimes obscurity is bliss.
7. Joe the plumber needs to disappear from our lexicon. I think I should replace him... Rich the plumbers crack.
8. Listen to the song Signs by Tesla and see where you fit in. It was the reason I took down my poisoned barb wired electric fence.
9. I have met so many adults who are still traumatized by high school. I hate to be mean but get the fuck over it.... you can do or be anything you want in life....stop clinging to your problems from years ago and focus on your problems now.
10. And last but not least...have lots of sex....run around naked.... smile...laugh....cry....but do not waste this one short ride on the merry go round of life with a stick up your ass.

If anyone actually reads this I apologize for the time you wasted but its cathartic for me :)

http://joepa.stumbleupon.com/review/30006256/

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:11:16 -0800

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom".