StumbleUpon | jemanigh40's blog posts

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/28671379/

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:44:31 -0800

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/28635534/

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:13:45 -0800

Stolen from the pages of gypsydog1

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, in the sleeping cats house,
Not a feline was stirring-for even a mouse,
Cat stockings were hung by the door with care,
In hope Santa Paws soon would be there.

The kittens were snuggled in mama cats bed,
With brothers and sisters curled head-to-head,
And mama cat on her quilt, and I on my mat,
Had just settled into a delicious catnap.

When out of the yard there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my mat to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows, I flew like a flash,
Climbed up the curtains, and pressed my nose to the glass.

And what in the world did my feline eyes see,
But a small golden chariot, pulled by cats just like me!
With a fluffy old driver, so white and so furry,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Purr-y.

More rapid than rabbits his kitties did came,
And he yowled and meowed, calling each cat by name.
"On, Slippers, On, Sneakers, On, Bigfoot, On, Spats!
Christmas is coming, lets go gentle cats."

Now, White Sox, Now, Bootsie, Lets go gloves and mittens!
To the back porch we do fly! lets go cats and kittens!
So down to the catdoor, his kittens they flew,
With a catnip filled chariot-and Santa Paws too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the latch.
The paws and clawing of Santa-paws scratch,
As I sniffed for his scent and looked all around,
Through the cat door Santa-paws came with a bound.

His eyes how they sparkled, his whiskers, how merry!
His cheeks were like marshmallows,his pink nose like a cherry!
His little cat mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the fur on his paws was as white as the snow.

He meowed not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, and turned with a jerk.
Then washing his whiskers, his ears, coat and tail,
After having a snack, out the cat door he sailed.

He jumped in his chariot, to his team gave a yowl,
And away they all flew, like nine cats on the prowl,
But I heard him meow, as he drove out of sight,
"Meowy Christmas to all, an to all a good night."
(Stefanie Samek)

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/27460793/

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:41:09 -0800

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/26953216/

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:38:55 -0700

One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman.....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/26932940/

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:54:27 -0700

Two Little Boys ...

A couple of boys, ages 8 & 10 were excessively mischevious. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young boys were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about thier sons behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him and he agreed to give it his best shot.

He asked to see the boys individually, so the 8 year old was sent to meet with him first.
The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boys face "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home and slammed himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and asked "what happened"??

The younger brother replied, "We're in BIG trouble this time ! God is missing and they think we did it"!!!

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/26702078/

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:16:55 -0700

Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English

20% Dixie

10% Upper Midwestern

10% Yankee

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/26165459/

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:08:53 -0700

Let's all work together and save these babies!!! It's their only chance!!!

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/25581649/

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:48:00 -0700

What Supernatural Creature Are You?

Fairy
Your a woodsy land lover! You like the natural beauty of forest and lakes! Like to be alone and do things independently!How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/25568993/

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:22:44 -0700

Map of the USA ...

A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby and said, 'Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole country today.'

After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. 'Oh,' she said, 'on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together.'

http://jemanigh40.stumbleupon.com/review/25568914/

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:18:03 -0700

WHAT IS A FRIEND?

Your Heart is your Love,

Your love is your Family ,

Your family is your Future ,

Your future is your Destiny ,

Your destiny is your Ambition,

Your ambition is your Aspiration ,

Your aspiration is your Motivation ,

Your motivation is your Belief ,

Your belief is your Peace ,

Your peace is your Target ,

Your target is Heaven,

Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS!