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Sun, 03 Sep 2006 15:03:39 -0700

You scored as Finland. Your army is the army of Finland. You prefer to win your enemy by your wit rather than superior weapons. Enemy will have a hard time against your small but effective force.

Finland88%British and the Commonwealth81%Poland81%Germany69%Japan63%United States63%Soviet Union56%Italy56%France, Free French and the Resistance56%
In which World War 2 army you should have fought?
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Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:25:33 -0700

You Were Actually Born Under:

Full of spunk, you are the original party animal.
You bring fun, activity, and stimulation to any event.
Self-control is not one of your strong points; you have been known to over indulge.
Cheerful and energetic, you can turn the most boring thing into something fun.

You are most compatible with a Rat or Dragon.You Should Have Been Born Under:
You've got a ton of energy - and need plenty of room to roam.
You tend to follow your whims, and it's hard for you to stick to one thing.
Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long.
Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word.

You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger.
What Year Were You Born Under?

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Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:23:24 -0700

Your results:
You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
90%
Jean-Luc Picard
80%
Geordi LaForge
80%
Spock
77%
Worf
75%
Data
69%
Deanna Troi
65%
Chekov
45%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
40%
Mr. Scott
35%
Will Riker
35%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
30%
Uhura
25%
Mr. Sulu
20%
Beverly Crusher
20%

Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed,
and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable.
That doesn't mean your job isn't important but if you
were in Star Trek you would be killed off in the first
episode you appeared in.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

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Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:14:42 -0700

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Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:35:48 -0700

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Wed, 19 Jul 2006 13:54:26 -0700

Maddox has a comic.

Nuff said.

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Fri, 16 Jun 2006 14:18:56 -0700

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Sat, 27 May 2006 04:48:34 -0700

Holy Shit.

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Tue, 09 May 2006 13:17:23 -0700

Mr. Zuma, Vice-President of South Africa was acquitted last week of the rape charges, based mostly on his contention that his victim has a history of making false accusations of rape. Yeah, right. He still faces charges of corruption. The weird part of this is that his political career is probably ruined. Why? Because he admitted during testimony not using a condom.

Welcome to Africa, folks - the continent that has been sliding rapidly into the toilet ever since they ran the Europeans out and started "governing" themselves. I predict that within fifty years, they‬ will be back to wearing loincloths and carrying spears.

The continent is overflowing with natural resources from diamonds to oil to uranium and it's all being wasted by a few dozen dictators, despots and warring tribes - not to mention an absolutely horrid AIDS epidemic. When will it end - and how many millions will die before then?

-from BMEWS

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Tue, 09 May 2006 13:09:31 -0700

Maid Cuts Off Employer�s Penis
May 8, 2006 22:03 (SA)

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (Reuters)�"Surgeons have reattached the penis of a Saudi man who paid the price for trying to have sex with his Filipina maid and she attacked him with a knife, said a hospital source on Monday.

A spokesperson at Riyadh�s Takhassusi Hospital said: �oeThis is a sophisticated operation. You are dealing with an organ in a difficult area and you want to try to return it to its efficiency.”

Earlier this month it was reported that the maid removed her employer�s manhood after he tried to molest her in the middle of the night as his wife was sleeping. The maid is in police custody.

The spokesperson said: �oeIt�s one of the rare cases… but they did it (the operation) last week and it went smoothly. �oeThe hospital has done this kind of operation before, but only after people had car accidents.”