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Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:36:08 -0700

" You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.

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Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:49:44 -0800

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Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:55:39 -0800

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Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:25:47 -0800

1. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their
name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is
located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they
got into this line of work, if they are married, how many kids they have, etc.
Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as
long as necessary.

2. Say "no" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and
keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you
can do it until they hang up.

3. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan,
reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, you be my friend?"

4. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad
you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog has the
gout…"

5. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get
out goat blood? How about human blood?"

6. Ask them to repeat everything they say several times.

7. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come
on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

8. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up … louder … louder�

9. When the salesperson asks, "Is this the homeowner?" say, "Is
this the salesperson?" And when they say, "Yes," hang up.

10. How would you annoy them?

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Sun, 11 May 2008 17:53:49 -0700

From: http://www.vivaconsulting.com/wellness/best8.html
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE

Falling in love. Laughing so hard your face hurts. A hot shower. A special glance.
No line-up at the supermarket cash. Getting mail. A thick chocolate milkshake.
Taking a drive along a scenic road. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. Giggling.
A long distance phone call. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. A nice long bubble bath.
Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. Laughing at an inside joke. Two hours at the beach.
Finding the sweater you’ve been wanting is now on sale for half price. A good conversation.
Finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your coat from last winter. Laughing at yourself.
Midnight phone calls that last for hours. Running through sprinklers. Friends.
Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful.
Falling in love for the first time. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. Your first kiss. Sweet dreams.
Playing with a puppy. Making new friends or spending time with old ones. Hot chocolate.
Late night talks with your roommate. Swinging on swings. Road trips with friends. Someone playing with your hair. Going to a really good concert. Making chocolate chip cookies.
Cuddling up on a couch to watch a movie with someone you love. Watching the sunset.
Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking eggnog.
Hugging the person you love. Watching the sunrise. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
Watching the expression on someone’s face as they open a much-desired present from you.
Getting out of bed every morning and thanking God for another beautiful day.
Remembering that many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave a footprint in your heart . . .

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Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:16:16 -0700

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Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:01:41 -0700

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Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:11:45 -0800

Hey you! KC is in Missouri!

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Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:49:49 -0800

Number 10. Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6. Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying Of nothing.

Number 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2. In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: 'Life is like a jar of jalape�os. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow'.

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Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:09:15 -0800

I really do love my wife!