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Sun, 15 Jul 2007 16:10:31 -0700

I'm back from my pretend vacation with my imaginary boyfriend and I've got to say it's heartwarming to come back to fan mail from people I don't know...

hi sweety i wanna talk with u pls add me now
i will be waiting you to msn
fik_redkit@hotmail.com

HI
i like ure profile u look great
i own Funoverfun.com please check it and review for me or if u like then please thumbs up. wana chat then please reply

anyway...hi...how are you...have a nice day for you....what are you doing now a days....GOD BLESS YOU

you have a few interesting interests - odd choice of words - I like you... who are you?

I am 90 too . What about FALAFEL , or VEGGIE KIBBE ?

What exactly is are "petifiles"?
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/petifiles
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/petifiles
http://m-w.com/dictionary/petifiles
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/petifiles.html

(This guy actually went to the trouble of looking up "petifiles" on no less than four reference sites. I think we have a winner.)

And last but not least is this gem:

Good Day
Hello and Peace
i'm like to make friends from everywhere and i think that knowing my personality is ur job my dear but mainly i am cute,funny,i like to read books about tourism and i love sooooooo much and any related topics about ur life and my life .........
so i hope u add me to ur friends and me also and i wait u any time soon :-) (it's up to you for talk me)
i hope u have great and nice day **Take Care**

Fucking heartwarming. I only wish I could give credit to the authors but I'm on SU probation :/

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/11116665/

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 15:45:54 -0700

Thank you, Christine :)

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10823793/

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:45:16 -0700

Guy with Peace Avatar
Jul 1, 11:29pm Everyone has something worthwhile to say..! Me most of all..! Has there been some problem here..I noticed some of your reviews on your front page..?
Yours, [stumbler's username removed] Peace..

funkycaucasian
Jul 2, 11:45pm No, no problem at all. SU is fantastic. I have nothing bad to say about SU or any stumblers. They're all terrific!

Guy with Peace Avatar
Jul 2, 11:50pm Well I know Stumble Upon is great but women can get so hassled on the internet by major jerks.. Just noticed the stuff you had posted on your pages.. funkycaucasian that's a funny line..

funkycaucasian
12:05am Actually, I'm not really a woman. That's just some pic I found on flickr.

Guy with Peace Avatar
12:19am Really no shit that's funny, so then your just a ball buster..? hahaha I get it..

funkycaucasian
12:40am Right. I'm a big, hairy guy IRL. I'm just on SU to start convo's with unsuspecting horny libral dudes and pretty soon they're paying to watch some fat chick on webcam. Ha! Hilarious!

funkycaucasian
1:29am I see you dropped me as a friend :/

And I was in such good company :(

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10705596/

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:48:55 -0700

You are invited to join my new group:

learn-to-spell-your-medical-condition.group.stumbleupon.com

Sign up with the rest of my alters!

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10589801/

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:27:08 -0700

I do believe I am the only person on earth who likes both The Birthday Party and John Denver.

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10511811/

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:21:52 -0700

So I was on my "preferences" page and discovered this:

WTF? We have to post our real age now? Are we expected to post our real names too?

Next up: StumbleFingerprinting™ and StumbleMicrochipping™.

Oh and please scan your birth certificate. Thanks.

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10517832/

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:57:48 -0700

monkeynipples.stumbleupon.com

His entire blog is devoted to me! Wahay! eDrama! And just as I was getting bored. I'd forgotten about this nutter until he emailed me last night with this curious message: "Yeah...take your slow sweet time bitch....read it and then respond. I am not afraid of you."

I love it when people I don't know and never speak to become obsessed with me. I have no idea what the fuck he's on about but I'm honored to be the focus of his public meltdown! Curiously, he's also posted a private message I sent to another stumbler. Hmm. Oh and sorry to disappoint everyone but I'm not dying of cancer. You're stuck with me, I'm afraid. The lulz will continue!

EDIT: Ah, this explains everything....

funkycaucasian
Perhaps you can clarify one thing for me... what does the TSA have to do with anything and how have I cost you your job?

MonkeyNipples
When drug allegations are made investigations take place.

funkycaucasian
OK, so you're trying to tell me that because I once wrote on my blog I was "wondering what drugs [another stumbler] is doing these days. Meth, probably." that triggered some kind of investigation of you involving the TSA? You've lost me.

Aha. Just as I suspected... the Transportation Security Administration is monitoring my every word.
Yay! Someone is reading my blog!

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10431736/

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 14:09:26 -0700

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNtjSH750Js

Oh YouTube, you bring me joy. The Bad Seeds variation on the Stagger Lee archetype oozes filthy goodness - sex, violence, murder, homosexual rape and... maracas. It's so divine I think I just had a religious experience.

Bear with me. This little trip down memory lane ~~is coming~~ has come to an end.

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10288767/

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:21:42 -0700

For Xtine66 who knows how to laugh in the face of evil.

http://funkycaucasian.stumbleupon.com/review/10266692/

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 17:38:20 -0700

Hey, what happened to wehate? Was his account nuked because he dared to criticize SU? WTF?

EDIT: Just heard from the old cunt himself. Apparently he was nuked because he exposed Lerryn as a fraud. Pfft. Like we didn't already know that.

And why is GMC in my network? Don't worry Sweetie, we're not talking about you. Unless... wait, Lerryn??

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