StumbleUpon | elledark's comments & reviews http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/ elledark's recent comments & reviews on StumbleUpon en-us Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:36:23 -0800 Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:40:28 -0800 StumbleUpon | elledark's comments & reviews http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/ http://cdn.stumble-upon.com/images/logo_su_36x36.png Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:04:06 -0800 <![CDATA[http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/review/34685428/]]> http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/review/34685428/ http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/review/34685428/
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    Another Day, Another Massacre in the USA
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    The news today seemed strangely familiar, like we've all been here before and not very long ago at that. Theres been another gun massacre in the USA. This time an army major, Nidal Malik Hasan, went on a murderous rampage at Fort Hood in Texas. At the last count 13 people had been killed and 30 wounded, although the number of deaths may change if any of the wounded deteriorate. Its a breaking story and no-one yet is certain exactly what happened or what his motives were so I won't try to discuss the detail of this incident but instead I'll just make a few general predictictions of what I think will happen next (or not) :-

    - Expect to see more gun massacres. They happen with monotonous regularity in the USA. There have been many over the years. In a few weeks or months you'll be reading about the next one. They have become a regular feature of life in America.

    - Do not expect any lessons to be learned. After each massacre pious politicians and talking heads in the media say that we must 'learn the lessons' so that 'something like this can never happen again' . They don't and it does.

    - Do not expect the root cause to be addressed. The problem is much worse in the USA than in other countries because America is awash with guns. Almost no-one will even acknowledge this huge elephant squatting in the living room. You can't go on a shooting spree if you don't have a gun, but all attempts at sensible gun control have been, and will be, thwarted..

    - Expect the 'terrorists' to be blamed. This latest massacre is almost certainly the normal, run-of-the-mill, psychotic-with-a-gun episode that is such a staple of American life but because the majors name is Hasan, scared bigots and right-wing media pundits will scream its a 'terrorist' plot and that 'terrorists' have infiltrated the military. Scare-mongering is inevitable.

    - Expect Obamas name to be dragged into it. At some point a right-wing smear-merchant will find some absurd way of linking the shooting to Obama, either for his actions or inactions or simply because they hate him for not being white and right-wing.

    There you go. My humble predictions and time will tell if they're right. I hope not but I expect thats how it will go.

    Ellie


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    The Rise (and rise) of the Adult Toddler
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    From the time that the first cavemen hit each other on the head with wooden clubs, right through to our febrile fascination with confrontational TV shows like Jerry Springer, stopping off at every excuse for a good punch-up along the way, mankind has reveled in conflict. Wherever there was the smallest reason for discord it has been embraced eagerly. Where no reason for conflict existed, it was gleefully invented. You could say its just human nature and civilization has been largely about mankind, collectively and individually, learning a bit of self-control.

    Its an uphill struggle though, and you need look no further than the Adult Toddler to see why. Who are these 'adult toddlers' ? Well they're the people bursting with hair-trigger, unfocused rage and lacking any self-control. They have an overweening sense of self-importance; an unshakeable conviction that their every whim, however unreasonable, must be gratified; a certainty that their every thought, however banal, must be proclaimed loudly and listened to; a belief that they must never be impeded or have to wait for anything even for a moment. They exhibit a total self-absorbtion and inability to consider anyone elses feelings. The need for instant gratification and a huge sense of entitlement are their defining characteristics.

    Maybe its because bad behaviour is less risky than it once was. Get in someones face in the past and you might end up shot or challenged to a duel. These days you can be as obnoxious as you want with impunity. On the internet you can rant and scream and troll to your hearts content and no-one can give you a well-deserved slap. Whatever the reasons, while the grown-ups weren't paying attention our society has somehow become over-run with adult toddlers who want what they want and want it RIGHT NOW or they'll throw a childish hissy-fit. Watch any reality TV show and you'll see the adult toddlers indulging in tears and tantrums. Drive your car into town and they'll be behind you shaking their fists and blowing their horns. Peek into Stumbleupons groups and forums and marvel at the toddler-like arguments and insults. Theres no escape. They're everywhere.

    But don't worry. I have a solution. I'm going to demand that everyone grow-up, learn a bit of patience and agree to differ politely. And if they don't do it RIGHT NOW I'll fling myself on the floor, drum my heels, sob and scream, call them names and in all probability hold my breath until I go red in the face. And I won't stop until I get my own way. That'll teach 'em .. :))

    ellie

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    Going Green for Cheapskates
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    OK, I admit it ! I caused global warming. Well you'd think I had from the number of times I get told off for leaving the lights on or turning the heating up to tropical levels or swiping all the hot water for blisteringly hot bubble baths . And of course thats without the noxious fumes that my ancient car, Emily, coughs out when she actually manages to wheeze into life. So I'm not desperately 'green' I suppose. Which is basically what a friend was telling me this afternoon. That the planet is doomed and its all my fault.

    The thing is, being green seems to be so expensive. Wherever I look I see advertizers trying to convince people to eat expensive 'organic' food or rush out and spend a fortune on some 'cleaner-greener' car or cough up cash for double-glazing or more fuel efficient heating. Its a source of wonder that the capitalist system and the advertising industry that serves it are able to turn even impending global disaster into a marketing opportunity. Gotta love those ad-men.

    While I may have been browbeaten into feeling guilty about not being very eco-friendly, though, the idea of spending my way to green'ness by buying even more 'stuff' strikes me as frankly absurd. There has to be another way and so without further ado or the benefit of any knowledge of the subject whatsoever, here are my tips for being a green cheapskate :-

    Don't buy so much stuff - and this is my basic rule for being green ... before you spend a penny on anything ask yourself if you really need it. Whats wrong with the clothes you've got ? Do you really need the latest gadget with 200 functions that you only understand how to use 3 of ? Won't your car last a bit longer ? Is the water in your tap really so poisonous that you need to buy costly bottled stuff that has more bacteria in it anyway ? If you like reading can't you use the free local library rather than the expensive bookstore ? A simple truth is that the less unneccessary 'stuff' we're all conned into buying the more green we are. Save money and save the planet at the same time.

    Does it have to be 'new' - Ok so maybe once in a while you really *do* need to buy something but does it have to be new ? The only people telling you that are the ad-men, for obvious reasons. Far greener to re-use what already exists. Thrift and charity shops are Aladdins caves. You can often get great clothes there and they sell used books and DVDs really cheap too. There are also some good local and online swap schemes where you can put in things you're finished with to exchange for things you want. Pretty much anything you need you can get good quality, cheap and used rather than expensive and new. It doesn't have to be 'all or nothing' or all the time either. Just shift the balance in your buying habits a little bit.

    Keep your clunker but use it less - ignore the adverts and forget about buying your way into eco-friendly transport virtue. If the car you've already got works theres no need to rush into debt for a new-breed 'green' vehicle. Just use the one you have a little bit less. Switching off the air con, when its tolerable, will use10% less gas I read somewhere. Walk when you can. Think about a cheap used bike for short journeys or public transport for longer ones. Not all the time, just when its convenient. Poor old Emily is currently doing her best to make me greener whether I want to be or not by refusing to start these chilly mornings.

    Turn it down or turn it off - forget robbing a bank to pay for solar panels and double glazing. Forget dramatic gestures. Don't get all hot and bothered. Just turn the thermostat knob down a few degrees. Remember to switch the tv and the computer completely off at nights and switch lights out when you're not using them. Showers use less energy than baths but personally if its the planet or my baths .. sorry planet. However, theres nothing that says you can't find some other cute green cheapskate and agree to share a bath for an immediate and free 50% energy and water saving. What could you buy that would do that ? Save money, have fun and protect the planet too. Is there a downside ? I think not :)

    So there you have it. I could go on but you get the idea. In a nutshell, while its a good idea to be 'greener' that does not involve the need to buy more 'stuff'. Our guiding principle as green cheapskates should always be .. 'less is more' ..:))

    ellie

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    Have You Seen Sarah ? .. (A Halloween Story)
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    I think I saw Sarah last night.

    I don't suppose many of you knew her. She hadn't been on Stumbleupon long and I think I was the only person she ever talked to. Why me I'll never know. She didn't stumble much, she just liked to chat and oh boy could she ever talk. She would message me about 9/11 and flying saucers and giant lizards running the Whitehouse. Sarah was a nutjob alright but she was so smart and funny with it that I often found myself being drawn into the weirdest late-night conversations and almost believing her.

    Her crowning moment of madness, though, came just the other night when she claimed that Stumbleupon was powered by the disembodied souls of stumblers who had been sucked into its network. At first I thought it was just a Halloween joke but she was very serious. "It happens late at night", she said, "to stumblers who are alone at their computers. They get 'disappeared'. They vanish .. Poof ! Just like that". The mounting agitation in the flood of messages she was sending me certainly seemed real enough. It was like she desperately needed to tell someone about her 'discovery' and, since I was her only friend here, I was 'it'. Lucky me, eh? Quite honestly, I thought she might've finally flipped right out. Paranoia city !

    Her story was that, late at night and bored, she'd somehow managed to hack into the deepest, most secret part of the Stumbleupon 'thing'. Don't ask me the proper word for it because, unlike Sarah who is a computer-whizz, I'm a dunce when it comes to technical stuff. Anyway, she said she'd found something hidden there that proved the developers of Stumbleupon were .. wait for it .. aliens ! Yep, thats what she said. Everyone speculates about the highly secret algorithms the stumble system supposedly runs on but Sarah said thats just a smokescreen. Buried deep at the heart of Stumbles core functions are the souls of stumblers who have been sucked into the 'mesh'. Thats what she called it, the 'mesh'.

    She kept saying .. "but people disappear from Stumbleupon. Their accounts are terminated and you never hear of them again" .. as if this was proof of her wild conspiracy theory. No amount of reasoning would shake her conviction that something secret and diabolic was going on but, hey, thats Sarah for you. I mean its true, people do just leave for no apparent reason and are never heard of again. I think theres even a group here that tracks these 'dissapearances' but come on ... its just people getting bored and leaving. Nothing more sinister than that. I gave up in the end and went to bed but I felt guilty because she was so upset.

    The next day, when I visited her site I saw that it had the 'account scheduled for deletion' notice up. It was being terminated. Crazy as she was, I was sorry to see her leave but it happens. People come and go all the time on Stumbleupon and I'd never really known her all that well anyway. I wouldn't have thought any more about it except something else happened last night. Something that scared me and even now makes me a little uneasy about using Stumbleupon.

    It was past midnight and I'd stayed up way too late as usual. I was yawning and randomly pressing the 'stumble' button when something flashed onto my screen. It was gone in an instant and I couldn't get it back. Now I admit that I was tired. Truthfully I couldn't be sure what I saw. But what I *think* I saw was Sarah .. trapped behind the screen .. her pale face floating in a darkness that was deeper and blacker than anything natural or of this world ... and she was terrified .. she was screaming.

    That image haunts me. I'm not sure what to do. I mean, what *can* I do ? If I start going on about aliens and the 'mesh', people will think I'm as nuts as Sarah was. Maybe I was mistaken . Maybe I just imagined it. I don't know what to believe. I wouldn't want to worry you or anything though. I mean, even if you are alone at your computer as you read this I expect you'll be alright. I sure hope so. Me ? I know its silly but I'm using the computer in the public library where there are lots of people around to post this. I don't know what good its going to do but I was wondering, and I hope you don't mind me asking, have *you* seen Sarah ?

    Happy Halloween ..:))

    ellie

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    Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
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    I was dragging a brush through the tangled birds-nest that is my hair this morning (well .. morning in the sense of it being mid-day, but whenever you get out of bed is morning .. right ? ). Anyway it struck me what a really funny thing hair is, or rather how totally weird we are about it. I mean, if you were a martian trying to understand how earth-peoples minds work you'd really be struggling when it comes to hair.

    "So let me get this straight .. its OK to have hair on your head, right ? " .. Mr Man-from-Mars might say .. "and its OK to have it under your arms too if you're a guy but not if you're a girl ? Weird . Hair on legs is a lady no-no and everybody politely pretends it doesn't exist (like the underarm thing) but a man without hairy legs would be regarded as a bit of a pixie ? I see. So what about the .. you know .. ahem .. naughty south-of-the-border bits ? Oh thats OK for both sexes ? Cool .. except girls sometimes let Brazilian Wax torturers rip it all off down there because .. umm .. well nobody quite knows why ? How peculiar. Moustaches ? Beards ? Oh I see .. they're a guy thing and it depends on timing whether you're cool-beans or get rocks thrown at you ? Like, in some periods of history having a beard means you're a pillar of the community and in others it just means you're a dirty, hairy hippy ? How amusing"

    By which time, of course, Mr-Man-from-Mars is totally baffled and who can blame him ?

    We lovingly cultivate hair on some parts of our bodies and try to totally obliterate it from others. A well groomed guy might be proud of a thick, glossy head of hair but scrape away at his chin every single day with a razor to create the illusion that he doesn't really have facial hair at all. Unless, of course, its one of those moments in history when moustaches or beards are fashionable, then he won't. We girls invest huge amounts of time and money on our 'crowning glory' but ruthlessly exterminate all traces of hair on most other parts of our bodies. A female model flashing a bushy armpit would be shocking but, oddly, the absence of hair on that same models head would be considered equally startling. Why ? Who makes the rules ?

    Try to imagine, for a moment, the human race applying some logic to the way it deals with hair. If we're happy to let it grow on our heads then why don't we let it grow naturally everywhere else too ? Can you picture it ? All the guys at work with droopy moustaches and big beards ? All the girls with bushy armpits ? Or if we're going to shave it from our legs and armpits and chins then why not shave it off our heads too ? Imagine a sea of billiard-ball heads bobbing around in the street. It'd seem strange but why should it ? Either way would make more sense than the current mish-mash of hair and no-hair areas which defy logic.

    I know part of it comes from people being brainwashed through advertising into believing that they need to look a certain way if they are to be happy and fulfilled (a way that involves them buying the advertised product) but its not just that. Way back before people were turned into consumer slaves in the 20th century there were 'rules' about hair. I suppose its always been a way of identifying with certain groups, or exercising control by making others conform, or a comunally agreed charade that emphasised gender differences. But if you stop and think about it logically it really *is* pretty weird, isn't it ?

    None of which, of course, is getting these tangles out of my hair. I think I'm going to need an industrial-strength flame-thrower for that .... Grrrrrrrr ....

    Ellie

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    I H8 Text-Speak !
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    Ok, I'll admit I'm not typical because everyone I know except me has gigantic over-developed thumbs from constant texting. I suppose that kind of bizarre evolutionary adaption might be a price worth paying if what they texted bore even a passing resemblance to any known language on the face of the earth, but it doesn't. How R U ? O I'm Gr8 .. Grrrrrr . And whats even worse is when this gibberish creeps into email and stumble conversations. If I get a message on Stumbleupon that says.. "hey .. how RU 2dA" all the sender is likely to get as a response is the sound of me grinding my teeth.

    Whats the rush ? Whats the over-riding imperative for brevity ? Whats wrong with taking your time and choosing words in a way thats a pleasure to read ? Its not like we're all being paid a productivity bonus for cramming the maximum amount of communication into the minimum amount of time or space. And isn't it kind of disrespectful ? If all I have to say to someone is .. "How R U" .. they're not going to feel very special, are they? What I'm telling them is that I am so important and busy, and they're so insignificant, that I can't spare the time to even write a few whole words for them. And if I really want to talk to them, brighten their day or mine, why don't I just 'phone them anyway ? Thats what the things are for. I mean, you can train an elephant to ride a unicycle but it never looks comfortable doing it. You can type on a 'phone keypad but ..

    For me, the English language is a beautiful, subtle, nuanced way of communicating. From grunting at each other in caves humanity soared all the way to the dazzling language of Shakespeare. Imagine one of his great speeches in text-speak .. "2B or not 2B" .. it just wouldn't be the same, would it ? We seem to be regressing. Soon we'll be chiselling How RU on stone tablets and hitting each other over the head with clubs as a form of greeting. Exagerrating ? Me ? As if I would ! But I h8 text-speak .. :))

    Ellie

]]> http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/review/36428166/ Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:00:47 -0700 <![CDATA[http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/review/36778968/]]> http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/review/36778968/ http://elledark.stumbleupon.com/review/36778968/

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    Want some good news ? The world isn't coming to an end. Seriously, its not. The four horsemen of the apocalypse won't be galloping down the dusty main street of Stumbleupon anytime soon. Prophets of doom can take a well-earned vacation and the rest of us can take a deep breath and relax.

    All thats happening is Stumbleupon re-designing its user interface (basically what you see on screen when you log on). The new-look interface will be a lot simpler and easier to use but all of the functionality we enjoy will still be there. For the next few weeks we will be able to switch between the existing and the new interface to get the feel of it. Then the old interface will be switched off permanently in favor of the new one.

    To put this in context, Stumbleupon regularly changes and improves its user interface. There have been several major re-vamps already. Each time some users have reacted with shock and horror and said that, although of course they didn't mind change, they just didn't want this change. Thats OK. It always happens and it'll happen this time. In fact 'change' is only an issue for existing users who have an adjustment to make. New users will only know the new interface and won't understand the fuss. Pretty quickly the vast majority of people will be getting on and enjoying their stumbling as they always have.

    When you first try the new interface its best to have realistic expectations. It *will* look different. They're still putting the finishing touches to it before the final implementation so don't worry too much about little things. They'll get done. Its really best not to look for 30 seconds and then run screaming back to the current interface because thats going soon. The more you use the new version now the easier it will be when they finally switch over. One thing you probably will notice straight away is that there aren't two separate relationship categories, 'friends' and 'subscribers', anymore. That was a fairly short-lived and ill-advised experiment that only served to confuse newcomers.

    In the new version (V4) Stumbleupon has settled for a simpler single relationship based upon subscription, with the option of 'sharing' stumbles where its mutual. Thats a much better fit with its main purpose of content discovery and sharing. Its really important to understand that all of the tools like messaging and subscribing and sharing that we need to sustain existing 'friendships' and make new ones are still there. Its the same functionality but just with a different name and presented slightly differently. If anyone says to you dramatically .. "they're taking away our friends" .. they haven't understood whats happening.

    As always at times of change, rumours and misinformation are getting people agitated. Theres really no need. I'm no authority on SU (or anything else) and my opinion carries no more weight than anyone elses but I enjoy this place and want it to keep on getting better. I understand change unsettles people, me included, but I try to keep it in perspective. After all, we're only talking here about some software we use to have fun online. Believe me, Armageddon is not looming and we *will* survive ..:)

    Nobody can please all of the people all of the time, but with this improved and simpler interface I think Stumbleupon will do a pretty good job of pleasing most of the people most of the time. That'll do for me ..:)

    Ellie

    - Well worth having a look at this for facts rather than rumor - some Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) about the changes

    - And this too

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    Stumbling to Sanity
    (a cautionary tale of life in the fast lane)

    Its story time. Are you sitting comfortably ? Then I shall begin. Once upon a time an innocent young country-girl named Ellie hitchhiked her way across the USA to Stumbletown, following her dreams.

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    I should mention at this point that Ellie was a *good* girl, as chaste and pure as the day is long. Her idea of a real good time was two scoops of vanilla ice-cream on a saturday night.

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    Imagine her surprise, then, when she found that Stumbletown was a wild and lawless place, full of bizarre people. It was exciting, though. "Oh my" .. said Ellie to no-one in particular .. "now I know I'm not in Kansas". Which was rather a silly thing to say because she'd never even been there.

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    Ellie followed the street-signs to Stumbletowns public meeting places, called the 'Core Forums', hoping to find enlightenment and civilized debate there. Alas, it was not to be.

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    As she wandered around the bright streets and shady alleyways she noticed some things that were broken and suggested fixing them but the owner, Silas McStumble, gave such radical notions the thumbs down. Not deterred, Ellie persevered, believing that under his gruff exterior he was really quite sweet and well-intentioned.

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    As she became more used to the hustle and bustle of Stumbletown, Ellie was surprised to find there were many nice gentlemen interested in her mind who wanted to discuss politics and philosophy with her.

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    After a while, though, it became obvious even to a simple country-girl that people were not always who they seemed to be (or indeed, said they were)

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    Despite herself, Ellie was slowly drawn into the hedonistic excesses of Stumbletown. The solitary vice of 'thumbing things up', the 'sending of stumbles' that went on between consenting adults behind closed doors. Who can blame her for being momentarily seduced by the glamour of the cool kids and the in-crowd ? What was a poor country-girl to do ?

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    But one day Ellie woke exhausted. Her thumb ached. Her mind was numb. Life in the fast-lane of Stumbletown was taking its toll. She was pale and listless from lack of sunshine and fresh air. Like all addictions it was spiralling out of control. Was this how her life was meant to be ?

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    At this point, Ellie really had only one question to ask herself ..

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    and having answered that question to her own satisfaction, she grabbed her back-pack and hit the road running. She's out on the highway now, with the sun on her face and the wind in her hair. Will she break free or will she find that all roads eventually lead back to Stumbletown ? Ahh .. that is the question .. :)



    This story, of course, is fiction. Mostly...:))

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    Legs .. (my man from Mars visits again)

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    I was thinking about legs this morning, mostly because my evil cat Beelzebub murdered my last decent pair of tights. Which made me think about legs. I know .. I'm weird. Its just that a lot of things have been striking me as strange recently. Or rather not so much the things themselves as the way we treat them. Like legs.

    We all have them, generally speaking, but 50% of the population keep theirs covered up most of the time. If you walk past a building-site wearing a short skirt you can be pretty sure of a heart-warming chorus of approval, unless of course you're a big, hairy guy. That hardly seems fair on big, hairy guys who wear short skirts, but then so much of life is unfair. Sit on the subway and cross your legs and before long you'll notice commuters-in-suits perking up and sneaking furtive peeks. Break down at the roadside in your ancient car on a rainy afternoon (as I did recently) and the chances of some knight in shining armor coming to your rescue increase dramatically in proportion to the skimpiness of your hemline. Every girl from puberty onwards knows the power of a short-skirt. Its a females secret weapon, her 'get-out-of-jail-free card' to be played when the circumstances demand. I'm not knocking it. Its great. Its kind of like having a super-power ..:)

    But isn't it weird, when you think about it ? If you were a martian anthropologist just landed in your flying-saucer to study the earth would you understand the obsession with legs ? See thats my problem, right there. Where other people have a cute little Jimminy Cricket 'voice of conscience' or a guardian angel sitting on their shoulder whispering in their ear, I have a Martian anthropologist. Its scary. Anyway, back to the legs. I mean, they're just functional parts of the human body, aren't they ? Like ears or elbows or noses ? But do you ever hear guys going 'Phwoooaaar ... check out her ears!' Well do you ? Why don't people get all alarmingly aroused over a nice elbow ? Why aren't the magazines full of girls seductively posed to show their noses to best advantage ? And if legs, in and of themselves, are such a huge turn-on then why don't we see men routinely popping down to the pub in tiny lurex shorts or reading the news on TV in mini-skirts ? Not that I'm advocating either. God invented trousers for very good reasons. I'm not a martian (although I feel like one some mornings) but I have to say the whole thing is a bit bewildering. Then again, I'm easily bewildered..:))

    Ellie

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