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Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:06:32 -0700

And now for a word about Evony

LAME!

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Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:06:53 -0700

" The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.
-- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
those-tinyfolk: becausewhy: rainiscalling: stupidinboston: leahcreates) (via ellens) (via dilaudid)

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Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:43:52 -0700

AHEM

Life has never been all about you. And it never will be.

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Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:42:54 -0700

Charles J. Sykes, author of the 1996 book Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write, Or Add.

Rule 1:Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem... The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both..

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life... In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs..

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Rule No. 12: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic. Next time you're out cruising, watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his mouth. That's what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for "expressing yourself" with purple hair and/or pierced body parts.

Rule No. 13: You are not immortal. (See Rule No. 12.) If you are under the impression that living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse is romantic, you obviously haven't seen one of your peers at room temperature lately.

Rule No. 14: Enjoy this while you can. Sure parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now. You're welcome.

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Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:33:43 -0700

You will never find me on twitter. I have never registered there and I never will.

I have seen the most garrulous and crude texts that i really don't want to bother my cell phone with.

This is why I call them Twits.

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Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:58:33 -0700

to Megan Fox and all you other stick babes

First off, they have no ass. WTF? How do you manage to walk with no glutes?

YOU HAVE NO ASS!!!

Second, you look like you belong on stickdeath dot com. Geesh. Get some meat on your bones.

Third, when you talk it's like listening to baby drool.

Go back to school and get some intelligence.

And for God's sake, quit fulfilling the male homosexual ideal.

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Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:43:03 -0700

i am so tired of being told to thumb up sites I have no interest in.

I want to warn you. the minute i figure out you are a Stumbleupon Spammer, I will defriend you.

Sincerely,

Me

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Sat, 08 Aug 2009 10:31:43 -0700

Two crocodiles

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river Thames.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm...... Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the river at the car park at the Houses of Parliament .'

'Same here. Hmm........ How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their expensive cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment.

See.......... by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
arsehole and a briefcase.'

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Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:38:41 -0700

CNN: More View Obama's First 6 Months A Failure Than Bush's
By Noel Sheppard | August 6, 2009 - 10:07

Here's a shocking new poll result from CNN that seems almost guaranteed to not get a lot of attention from the media: more people believe Barack Obama's presidency is a failure after six months in office than felt that way after George W. Bush's first half year.

Maybe even more shocking: the poll included an oversampling of African-Americans.

Impossible?

Well, the good folks at Real Clear Politics made this discovery on page two of CNN's PDF released at 6AM Thursday:

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Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:37:15 -0700

MRC's Bozell: Media Must Report Liberal Hate Speech Directed at ObamaCare Protests
By NB Staff | August 6, 2009 - 11:44

Liberal Democrats have launched a war of outrageous hate speech directed at Americans who haved dared to express opposition to Obama's health care "reform."

First, the Democratic National Committee launched a Web video charging "desperate Republicans and their well-funded allies" with "organizing angry mobs" to "destroy President Obama." Then House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) accused town hall protestors of "carrying swastikas."

In response this morning, MRC President Brent Bozell called on the mainstream media "to report on this hate speech, who is behind it and how vicious it has become."