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Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:15:08 -0800

Maybe Bush's 700 mile wall between the USA and Mexico [Link]...
Is designed to keep us in [Link] as the Department of Homeland Security wants to prohibit people entering or leaving the USA without special permission, regardless of citizenship or valid passport situation.

Combine all of this with Bush's law that enables Martial Law at the mere whim of the Federal Gov [Link], and we're all fucked. Proper fucked. And we'll have no one else to blame than ourselves. I have no clue as to what diabolical insanity the Bush administration is up to and his Republican henchmen are up to, but it won't be good. We're heading down the road to a police state- totalitarianism/authortarianism- and fast. We are bringing upon ourselves what we fought so hard against back in the days of the Cold War, Korean War, Vietnam- oppresive government that doen't care about its people, only power.

Come election day, don't fall for the "Protecting America" or security rehetoric. It's all bullshit that they hope that will be gobbled up by the American people.

Everyone, do your homework and read William Coopers Behold a Pale Horse [Link].

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Sun, 05 Dec 2004 19:58:33 -0800

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Mon, 15 Nov 2004 14:05:50 -0800

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Sun, 14 Nov 2004 12:24:59 -0800

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Mon, 25 Oct 2004 12:12:27 -0700

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Thu, 29 Apr 2004 19:04:23 -0700

The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you!

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Tue, 23 Mar 2004 12:05:18 -0800

CapnBozo: your page is hilarious as usual...I love checking in occassionally. there's always a good link there.

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Mon, 22 Mar 2004 04:35:20 -0800

A little something from fortune-mod:

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost ripping up your nose
Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire
And folks dressed up like buffaloes
Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow
Helps to make the season right
Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out
Will find it hard to see tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh
And every mother's child is sure to spy
To see if reindeer really scream when they die
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!

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Fri, 19 Mar 2004 22:08:07 -0800

Now this is funny..

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Wed, 10 Mar 2004 08:38:54 -0800

9. A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their business flourished.

A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. The florist went to them and begged that they shut down. Again, they refused.

Therefore, the florist hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they did not close, he would be back.

Well, very terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms.

This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

10.. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him ....what?

(This is so bad it's good...)--a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

11.. Finally, ...there once was a man who sent ten puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.