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Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:58:20 -0700

To those who don't really care,
you will either see this message and PM me "nobody cares"
(but you seem to care enough to try and tell me that, how thoughtful of you),
or you will *ACTUALLY* not care and move on.
(Some people have a tendency to do that when they really don't care.)

I'm not going to be posting on here as much, or ever rating sites, since I've fallen in love with Google Chrome,
(So fast! No add-ons, though, which adds to the speed), but I'll still be checking in every once in a while.

That's all I have to say for now, so I'll be around.

G'night.

P.S.: And yes, you can leave now. You don't have to stay around, make sexist jokes about men, and say they aren't sexist jokes, since they are about men.

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/30362729/

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:52:28 -0800

This is My Lil' Illegitimate Child, my little lovely Lol!
I'd call her by what the game does, but I love her too much to! Get yours at AdultSwim.com!

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/27147922/

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:07:48 -0800

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/27175871/

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:07:37 -0800

Who wants to take a (hypothetical) bet on how long until our new president is assassinated?

Just joking, really, but think about it. The first black president.

The first of many people usually isn't accepted by some, maybe even going far enough to say there will be many attempts on his life during his "reign".

Finally that Tay Zonday song makes sense, he just didn't spell it right...

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/26354869/

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:20:03 -0700

Apparently, I made someone cry with what I said, but they didn't say what or when I did.
Next time you have something to say, please say something that isn't read as crying for no reason.

Thanks.

EDIT: Ooh, it gets better, this person is on my "Fan" listings. It must have been the message right before this one.
I'm sorry for your "condition", sir. Please forgive me for having an opinion that differs from yours.

Look in "a mirror that works" to see a what?
That's a good one, because everyone knows all mirrors work, "asshat".

(What a way to treat a "Fan", right?)

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/26113286/

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:55:28 -0700

Dwight: [kicks the car] Unh! Scratch.
Andy: That's a racing stripe.
Dwight: Uh, bumper's sagging.
Andy: Mmm, I doubt that very much.
Dwight: This car's crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.
Andy: How next to?
Dwight: Well, here are your options: you can sell it for parts, drive it off a cliff... you can donate it to a person that you'd like to see die in a car crash, or, you can sell it to me, and I'll use it as I would a wagon on my farm. It will be towed by a donkey.
Andy: I have to pick one of those?
Dwight: Yes.
Andy: Can you go over those options again?
Dwight: You know what? You knock $1500 of the price right now, and I will take it off your hands. It's gotta be now.
Andy: Well I have the, the blue book value...
Dwight: Seal the deal. Let's do it. Let's do this thing. Three, two, one--
Andy: Can I think about it?
Dwight: Five, four, three, two...
Andy: Let me think about it--
Dwight: Now. Now. Now.
Andy: Let me think about it--
Dwight: Say it. Do it. Now.
Andy: I'm thinking about it--
Dwight: Do it now.
Andy: Thinking--
Dwight: Do it. Shake my hand. You will sell me this car. Shake my hand.

Sorry, I just saw the new episode of season 5 and went back to the old ones, don't mind me.

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/24788839/

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:55:00 -0700

Thank you, internet.
Thank you for making the Greasemonkey addon,
also for making the swear filter script.
You wanna know why?

I can now stop hitting my head whenever someone says,
"epic fail", "epic win", "full of fail", "full of win", and such.
"epic fail": "[It's retarded, and so am I]",
"epic win": "[It's awesome, but I'm not]",
"full of fail": "[It sucks, and so do I]",
"full of win": "[It's cool, but I'm not]",
and so on and so on.
(Hint hint: "word/s I don't want to see anymore": "anything I want to put in it's place",

Finally, no more headdesking. Thanks for the inspiration to censor "retard talk" as well as a "retard with Tourette syndrome talk" (which is what it was originally coded for).

(This is going to be hard to edit without turning off Greasemonkey.)
{EDIT: Thanking Anthony Lieuallen, Aaron Boodman, Johan Sundstr�m, and the others that made Greasemonkey, thanks to Jmaxxz(tm) of http://userscripts.org/, and his filter script here at http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287.

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Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:28:32 -0700

Wow, 1,000 visitors, should make me feel special.
It would more if it wasn't mostly SU bots that put a few words on each review,
but oh well.

BTW: Thank you http://abyss2213.stumbleupon.com/ , for being my 1000th visitor.

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/24490460/

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:37:15 -0700

Ok, I just wanted to bring up something, and you can care if you want, or call me a blogger, whatever, because heaven knows that really bothers me. Go ahead.

I talked a *little* about the UK and US version of the BBC/NBC series', "The Office".
It was on a mapped layout someone made of the US version's "Office", and included where everyone sat.

Here's what I wrote there:
""Not even of the original, funny office."?
I think you are thinking both "original" and "funny" only applies to the UK version of the Office,
and while I can agree on the first part, the second part not so much.

Don't even say "You just do(u)n't g(u)et the colo(u)r of the humo(u)r. Stupid America(u)n...".
(Added the u's for "u")
Because I do get it.
It is funny.
Just not as much. To me.
I probably laughed 1 or 2 times every other episode of the UK version.
I laughed at least 5 or more times with the US version, and that was with every episode.
I would rather take our "unoriginal" 4 seasons with 66 episodes + webisodes, full of laughter, to the "original" 2 seasons, with the driest humor ever packed into 12+2 episodes.
I hope you don't like the UK version just for the reason that they can swear all the time, they don't have to follow an "FCCK" order for clean television.

I see some people still subscribe to the thought that,
"anything British is better compared to anything U.S."

I'll give you Monty Python, among a few other things."

You can use those words to "spice up" your conversations, but use them too often, and your tongue is bored.
It's not special anymore.

If I dropped an "F-bomb", it would come as a shock to people, maybe, because it wouldn't be what I normally do.
Look at the "popular" always negative SU users, they swear all the time,
but is anyone really shocked more than once at what they say?
No.
They see them for what they are, which are people screaming for attention,
thinking someone cares that they have seen a page before (done better, of course),
and just writing this is possibly feeding their egos. (If they aren't too busy being into themselves.)

I'm not saying, "PEOPLE! CARE ABOUT WHAT I THINK! THIS PAGE SUCKS, AND GIVING IT A DOWN THUMB GETS ME MORE ATTENTION COMPARED TO ALL THE POSITIVE REVIEWS! I STILL HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING SO PEOPLE CAN SEE MY DOWN THUMB VOTE!", because they all already say it for me. I haven't "lost my faith in the internet" yet, like many of them.

Like I said, if you care, thank you, if you don't (bet you would think I'd say "F you" if I were anyone else), then that's fine, too.

http://djTeka.stumbleupon.com/review/23942423/

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:38:52 -0700

I guess I didn't know there was a "Topic Limit" until today.
And I didn't know "Satire" was a "Hobby", either.
It's 127 topics. That's the limit.

I guess if I wanted "Iraq Conflict" sites,
I would have to get rid of another topic...
No thank you on that, though.

Edit: I guess I had 6,666 liked pages for a while, but I didn't really notice until someone commented on it. Oops.