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Sonic hedgehog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:02:57 -0800

Yes.

Restrooms - Weebls Stuff

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:35:50 -0800

Jesus that was annoying. Sounded like some frat boy trying to impersonate Cartman with a mouthful of hoisin sauce.

The Rise of Power Jeans - WSJ.com

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:44:26 -0700

I HATE JEANS!!! WHARGARBL!!! Arrrrrrr. Not only do they chafe all the hairs off your knees, but they also hold moisture like an in-law holds a grudge. AND they do that thing on the crotch when you sit down that looks like you have some kind of dark magic going on with your nethers. Ever tried to feel up on someone's junk while they're wearing a pair of jeans? DIDN'T GO SO DAMN WELL, DID IT, JUDAS? That shit is like sand paper mixed with AIDS, with a side of hamster shit. I seriously hate who ever invented jeans, WHICH WAS MOST LIKELY HITLER GODDAM. ALSO: I've never owned a pair for over a month that didn't get scuffed, frayed, ripped, stabbed, burned, or get the ass blown out of it, so don't even come with that "durability" horse shit. Tit.

So, yeah... anyways.. I didn't actually read past the headline, but still... That was enough to awaken a DEEP SEATED HATRED within me. I'm sure it was a very insightful article that has the potential to change my world-view and enrich my life in untold ways, but fuck you heartily if you think I'm going to read a story about jeans when I can be playing Monster Hunter, recompiling my kernel, counting the people at the Wal-Mart pharmacy filling their Valtrex prescriptions, humming along with the power transformers across the street, finding out which substances on my floor are semen-soluble, or drinking my own urine(it's actually quite palatable, with a bit of club soda).

50 Interesting Facts | Beautiful photos and pictures

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:30:20 -0700

Wow, this shit again.

http://asmarterplanet.com/blog/2009/09/the-battery-500-project.html

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:57:50 -0700

Very vague junk.. More of a publicity move by IBM with lots of term-dropping. No thank you.

Six truths of life - Jokes

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:31:34 -0700

Fuck you.

Quiz

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:32:34 -0700

Cunt. At least I didn't waste my time designing shit like this.

PicoGUI - Home

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:01:25 -0700

A good example of what happens when you not only try to reinvent the wheel, but the entire short bus. Protip: if there is already a viable solution meeting a specific need, OSS developers probably have something better to do than help you reconnoiter some half-assed remake. Especially if it isn't even trying to be compatible.

sh0rtbus56s blog - StumbleUpon

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:55:06 -0700

Not a cunt.

Family horrified after getting restaurant bill describing their two-year-old daughter as a little f***er | Mail Online

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:47:33 -0700

From the page: "Visiting the brand new eaterie, called Cactus Joe's, on its opening weekend the family had already been frustrated by slow service and poor food, which caused hungry two-year-old Molly to complain. "

Yeah, it's the restaurant's fault, for slow service and poor food... because a 2 year old would otherwise act like a god damn saint otherwise, right? Yeah, I'm not buying that, fuckers. Control your kid or eat at home. It's really that simple.