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Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:27:54 -0800

Here's my new all time favorite show.. At least for now:)
For a Preview of show just click on pic..
"Moonlight"

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Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:35:24 -0700

Visit my Bookstore..

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Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:20:42 -0700

Weather Warning!!
WHEN YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR WAY OUT

THE DOOR IN THE MORNING....

GO back in and have another cup of coffee.
not going to be a good day!

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Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:15:15 -0700

ROBIN WILLIAMS PLAN, SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

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Mon, 09 Oct 2006 19:00:51 -0700

Best Dumb Blonde Joke Ever

A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived at a casino and
bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came
to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I
WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes; and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but
all men are men.

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Sun, 05 Mar 2006 15:10:47 -0800

Story with a moral...

>> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
>> together
>> for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>>
>> There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger
>> sister.
>>
>> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
>> and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
>> near
>> me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
>>
>> One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
>> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
>> me
>> that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
>>
>> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I go
>> married and committed my life to her sister.
>>
>> Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
>>
>> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
>> wild fling, just come up."
>>
>> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
>> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
>> front door, I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>>
>> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
>> clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
>>
>> "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't
>> ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>>
>> And the moral of this story is:
>>
>> Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:26:22 -0800

If Women Ruled the World!!

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Sat, 24 Dec 2005 20:29:53 -0800

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Sat, 24 Dec 2005 19:43:48 -0800

"Perfect Male Christmas Gift"

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Sat, 24 Dec 2005 19:37:02 -0800

$100 Tattoo
A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local
Tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis.

The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely
Well dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment,
And said, "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the
List. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your
Wanker with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?"

The trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist
And told him this account. "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done immediately.

One, I love to play with my money.
Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow. Three, and this is the most important of all, ... The next time my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it!