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Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:33:32 -0700

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Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:33:18 -0700

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of

this sublime outdoor cooking activity.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain

of events are put into motion:

Routine....
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary

cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the

grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the

exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and

asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed

reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

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Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:23:18 -0700

Second stimulus Package

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Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:07:22 -0700

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN !

...famous last words......I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN !

8 Years AFTER Clinton Left the D.C. Area:

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