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Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:26:30 -0700

Rap Lyrics Translated

Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

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Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:26:45 -0700

Im gonna make a mistake-

Im gonna do it on purpose

Im gonna waste my time

Cuz i full as a tick

And i scratching at the surface

And what I find is mine

And when the day is done, and I look back

And the fact is I had fun, fumbling around

All the advice I shunned, and I ran

Where they told me not to run, but I sure

Had fun, so

Im gonna fuck it up again

Im gonna do another detour

Unpave my path

And if you wanna make sense

Whatcha looking at me for

Im no good at math

And when I find my way back,

The fact is I just may stay, or I may not

Ive acquired quite a taste

For a well-made mistake

I wanna mistake why cant I make a mistake?

Im always doing what I think I should

Almost always doing everybody good

Why

Do I wanna do right, of course but

Do I really wanna feel Im forced to

Answer you, hell no

Ive acquired quite a taste

For a well-made mistake, I wanna

Make a mistake, why cant I make a mistake

Im always doing what I think I should

Almost always doing everybody good

Why

Fiona Apple's - A Mistake

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Sat, 01 Sep 2007 18:10:25 -0700

I'm timeless like a broken watch,

I make money like Fred Astaire.

I see that you've come to resist me, I'm a pitbull in time.

The pretence is not what restricts me,

It's the circles inside.

The anatomy of kisses and a teacher who tries,

Who knows how we'll disappear.

Would you like to be my missus,

And in future with child?

You know that we can't get back from here.

We can get away.

Baby don't you try to find me.

Baby don't you try to fight.

Baby don't you try to find me.

Baby, it will be all right.

Along the way...

Tears drown in the wake of delight.

There's nothing like this built today.

You'll never see a finer ship in your life.

We sail today

Tears drown in the wake of delight.

There's nothing like this built today

You'll never see a finer ship

Or receive a better tip in your life.

I am the scavenger...

Between the sheets of union.

Lately I can't tell for sure,

whether machines turn anyone.

I am the scavenger...

Between the sheets of union.

Lately I can't tell for sure,

If the machines turn anyone.

Lady don't you try to find me.

Lady there is no need to fight.

Lady don't you try to find me.

Baby it will be all right.

We sail today...

Tears will drown in the wake of delight.

There's nothing like this built today.

You'll never see a finer ship in your life.

Along the way...

The sea will crowd us with lovers at night.

There's nothing like this built today.

You'll never see a finer ship,

Or receive a better tip in your life.

I see that you've come to resist me...

I'm a pitbull in time.

White Goddess, Red Goddess,

Black temptress of the sea, you treat me right.

- Interpol's Take You on a Cruise

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Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:02:15 -0700

One breath away from mother Ocean�a

Your nimble feet make prints in my sands

You have done good for yourselves

Since you left my wet embrace

And crawled ashore

Every boy, is a snake is a lily

Every pearl is a lynx, is a girl

Sweet like harmony made into flesh

You dance by my side

Children sublime

You show me continents

I see islands

You count the centuries

I blink my eyes

Hawks and sparrows race in my waters

Stingrays are floating

Across the sky

Little ones, my sons and my daughters

Your sweat is salty

I am why

I am why

I am why

Your sweat is salty

I am why

I am why

I am why

- bjork's oceania

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Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:41:25 -0700

Your Brain is Green

Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance.
You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.
You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual).What Color Is Your Brain?

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Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:42:11 -0700

"If there was a better way to go then it would find me

I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me

Be kind to me or treat me mean

I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine"

fiona apple

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Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:12:26 -0700

HI Everyone!