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Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:53:25 -0800

Whoever keeps putting str8 porn in the gay sex tag...CUT THE FUCKING SHIT!!! It freezes up the fucking screen every time! We're gay, if we wanted to look at tits and pussy, we'd stumble through the pornography tag...GOT IT!!!

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Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:23:14 -0700

I've been reading,watching and researching some things. Can I just say...no...I have to say it or my eyeballs will blow out of my head. Nancy Pelosi is a phony, goofy, ignorant, unimportant, dimwitted, skeleton-looking, way-too-much-eye-blinking, ugly, stupid cunt. *sighs* I feel better now :)

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Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:31:31 -0700

Thought Of The Day: Does anyone else get really fucking tired of hearing about Tiger Woods?? Really, it's too much and starting to nauseate me. This is as bad as Booby Spears and Paris-I have no clue-Hilton.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:56:58 -0700

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

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Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:11:47 -0800

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace
(From The Onion)

WASHINGTON, DC--Following the tragic falling death of 32-year-old methamphetamine addict Phillip Diggs, who was reportedly attacked by spiders while scaling a large construction crane near Palo Alto, CA, thousands of outraged and confused meth addicts marched frenetically on Washington as part of a week of activities urging the federal government to address the nation's growing spider epidemic.

"Something needs to be done and it needs to be done soon--these spiders are everywhere," said Rich Harlowe, event organizer and founder of Tweakers' Rights NowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNow!, in testimony before a Senate committee Tuesday. "The government must address this problem before the situation gets out of hand and these poisonous, acid-shooting spiders develop the powers of mind control or--God forbid--flight."

"America cannot afford to ignore this any crisis any longer," Harlowe added.

The rally drew addicts from every part of the country, many traveling on foot through the night, trading sex with truck drivers for rides, or stealing their brothers-in-law's bicycles. At dozens of rambling public speeches, organizers decried the fact that it took the spider-related death of an innocent meth addict to raise awareness of the issue, while lauding the bravery of meth addicts, and methamphetamines themselves.

A 45,000-word proposal was drafted by members of TRN during a marathon, 72-hour meeting under the Roosevelt Bridge, and presented twice to the Senate Indian Affairs Committee. The document, which includes schematics for the development of a giant "spider bomb" the size of Rhode Island, concludes repeatedly that the problem would best be combated with large quantities of methamphetamines and steel wool.

"This very morning, I saw a small child completely covered in hairy, bloodsucking, screaming tarantulas while his parents stood by and did nothing," said protester Joe Lopez, pausing to spit out a black and decayed tooth. "I was appalled. I shouted horrible profanities and incantations at them, but they ignored me."

"I, I, I don't--this is just, just, just--I, I, I--guh, ah," he added.

TRN activists claimed that they called for federal assistance only as a last resort, after months of trying to contain the problem with diplomacy, force, cathode rays, and methamphetamines.

"These spiders are unstoppable," meth addict and self-described spider-hater Christine Mitchell said. "We've tried everything from scrubbing ourselves raw with bleach, to burning them off with lit cigarettes, to scrubbing ourselves raw with bleach. We've even tried burning them off with lit cigarettes. We're out of options."

Mitchell urged senators to form an anti-spider task force, but cautioned that the creatures' ability to appear and disappear at will would rule out a bleach-related "quick fix" solution to the infestation.

Several other unnamed addicts who wandered in and out of the hearings described their efforts to establish "an open dialogue" with the spiders, but said the arachnids responded by growing dramatically in size and speaking with the voices of John Goodman, Gene Hackman, and Rosie Perez, bringing the first round of negotiations to an abrupt end.

"We tried talking to them, we tried screaming at them, we tried bursting into uncontrollable crying fits in front of them, but nothing seemed to work," said one witness, who refused to divulge his name, age, or "who sent [him] here." "Even with human heads, they would not listen to reason."

Though most committee members had left the hearings before Harlowe's closing remarks at 3:30 a.m. Wednesday, some indicated a willingness to investigate the addicts' claims more closely.

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Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:16:32 -0800

I am: coffee filtersThe old days of the grunting three gallon percolator are long behind us now. Praise the Lord!

Which office supply are you?

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Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:32:20 -0800

WARNING!! http://www.markfiore.com frequently causes screen freezes and lock-ups on my computer. Proceed at your own risk. This site gets two thumbs down from me just for that reason.

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Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:16:27 -0800

This is to let all Stumblers know that I will be naming all sites that cause my computer to freeze up, resize browser windows or whatever else dumb shit people do with their sites... from now on. All sites will be reported to SU immediately. Stumble Upon is meant to be fun and informative. Stop fucking it up for everyone else. If there is a site that does this shit and you already know it ahead of time then DO NOT SUBMIT IT! Use your common sense..ya know..C-O-M-M-O-N S-E-N-S-E. Thanks.

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Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:47:53 -0800

HowManyOfMe.comThere are:
6
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

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Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:34:07 -0800

The Boots

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping One of her kindergarten
students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to
go on. By the time they got the second boot on, She had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, They're on the wrong
feet." She looked, and sure enough, They were. It wasn't any easier pulling
the boots off than It was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
Together they worked to get the boots back on, this time On the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't
you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull
the ill-fitting boots off his little Feet. No sooner had they gotten the
boots off when he said,

"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what
grace and courage she had left to wrestle The boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your Mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in three years.