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Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:33:06 -0700

~Sticky Note~

"Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee."

If two people agree on everything, only one is doing the thinking.

My Mood is

"Dance as if no one were watching!"

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Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:21:24 -0700

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PMPL....I think the nyquil is kicking in :)

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Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:46:50 -0800

What a nightmare!!! I checked out the new stumbleupon and wasn't impressed!!!

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Sun, 06 May 2007 11:29:50 -0700

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Sun, 06 May 2007 11:26:49 -0700

LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

3.You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

4.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

5.Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

6.I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

7.NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

8.The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

9.Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

10.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

11.Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

12.Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

13.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

14.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

15.Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

16.The trouble with life is there's no background music.

17.The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

18.I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

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Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:49:07 -0700

The Trucker and The Blonde

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said,? "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

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Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:14:55 -0800

~NEWFIE FAST ON HIS FEET~

Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job.

The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right.

The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he asked the second man.

"Hmmm, let me see, a blink!" said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliche for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.

"It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same question.

"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie.

"What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I shit my pants."

He got the job!

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Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:01:36 -0800

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Sat, 09 Dec 2006 22:32:08 -0800

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so
for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt
this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."