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Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:41:26 -0800

The Night Is Darkening Round Me

Emily Bront�

The night is darkening round me,
The wild winds coldly blow;
But a tyrant spell has bound me,
And I cannot, cannot go.

The giant trees are bending
Their bare boughs weighed with snow;
The storm is fast descending,
And yet I cannot go.

Clouds beyond clouds above me,
Wastes beyond wastes below;
But nothing drear can move me:
I will not, cannot go.

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Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:08:01 -0700

"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over."

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Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:36:40 -0700

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....

-Unknown (Website)

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Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:38:39 -0700

Come Back

Come back often and take hold of me,
sensation that I love, come back and take hold of me --
when the body's memory revives
and an old longing again passes through the blood,
when lips and skin remember
and hands feel as though they touch again.

Come back often, take hold of me in the night
when lips and skin remember...

Constantine P. Cavafy

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Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:43:08 -0700

I am a
Canna

What Flower
Are You?

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:17:17 -0800

As seen at Smack in the Crack

Subject: Resignation
To whom it may concern:

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk.
I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.
I want to think a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill cause it's prettier and weighs more.
I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake.
I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes. When I didn't know what I know now. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worried.
I want to think the world is fair.
I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.
I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.
I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and the loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, making angels in the snow and that my dad and Superman are the strongest people in the world.

So......here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit cards and the bills too, my 401K statements, my stocks & bonds, my collections, my insurance premiums, my job, my house and the payments too, my e-mail address pager,cell phone, computer, and watch. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to catch me first, cause,

"Tag!"...
"You're it!"

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Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:27:49 -0800

Found here

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Assholes��

Gathered together for the first time ever, our tips on how you can be a more effective asshole:

1. Never respect anyone unless you're sure they could physically beat you up. This includes your own mother, police officers, teachers, the president, your boss and the Pope.
2. Criticize everything, no matter how mundane or pointless it may be.

Example:
"These fries aren't very fucking crispy!"

3. Always cut people off, whether you’re talking, driving, or having sex.
4. Flick cigarette butts at everything—all the time. Even if you don't smoke.
5. Call everyone you meet by the nickname "Chief."
(Always roll your eyes when you say it.)

Example:
"Yeah, right, whatever you say Chief!" (ROLLS EYES)

For extra emphasis, roll your eyes, say "Chief" and flick a cigarette butt at the same time.

6. Always precede the word "man" with either "little," "Mr.," or "old."

Examples:
"I don’t think you needed that skateboard Little Man,
and that’s why I backed over it with my Camaro."

"So, Old Man, why don’t you get up out of that wheelchair and MAKE ME!?"

"No, I don’t have my license and registration, Mr. Man."

(Notice: This is especially useful when speaking to someone
you know can not beat you up.)

7. Noogie every small child you meet until they cry--including newborn babies.�

I know way too many people like this!!