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Airplane Sex Guide

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 23:26:46 -0800

Airplane Sex Guide

Blow Job

To initiate a blow job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Rotate your torso 90 degrees and flex at the waist until your mouth contacts the recipient's hard on. Move head up and down as indicated

Passengers who are unable or prefer not to swallow may use the paper receptacle bags located in the forward seat pocket. After use, give the bag to a flight attendant for disposal.

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Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:57:15 -0800

Perry Gallagher - Gallery

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:35:03 -0800

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Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:33:01 -0800

Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin, dont live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you in the heaven
till Im dyin on the way

Feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love to you

Baby, if I think about you
I think about love
Darlin if I live without you
I live without love
If I had the sun and moon
I would give you both night and day
Of satisfyn

Feel like makin
Feel like makinlove
Feel like makin love to you

And if I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you in the heaven
til Im dyin on the way

Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
(repeat many times)
Feel like makin love to you --Bad Company

Silvia nue

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:30:45 -0800

Shine Your Teeth til Meaningless

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 16:21:18 -0700

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Sat, 28 Oct 2006 16:16:56 -0700

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking GOODYEAR!

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

Big Bad Wolf told lil' red riding hood lift your top so i can suck your tits. NO! she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, A wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

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Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:13:48 -0700

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Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:07:33 -0700

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Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:36:31 -0700