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Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:57:15 -0800

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Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:33:01 -0800

Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin, dont live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you in the heaven
till Im dyin on the way

Feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love to you

Baby, if I think about you
I think about love
Darlin if I live without you
I live without love
If I had the sun and moon
I would give you both night and day
Of satisfyn

Feel like makin
Feel like makinlove
Feel like makin love to you

And if I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you in the heaven
til Im dyin on the way

Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
(repeat many times)
Feel like makin love to you --Bad Company

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Sat, 28 Oct 2006 16:16:56 -0700

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking GOODYEAR!

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

Big Bad Wolf told lil' red riding hood lift your top so i can suck your tits. NO! she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, A wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

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Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:07:33 -0700

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Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:28:41 -0700

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease