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Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:58:56 -0800

If I'd Been Using a Fork They'd Be Extinct by Now

Drunk guy with pink hat: You guys should totally use chop sticks -- it's so pussy not to.
Hippie, light-heartedly: We're trying to save some trees.
Drunk guy with pink hat: Do you have any idea how many geese I killed today? 12.

via Overheard Everywhere, May 10, 2007

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Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:20:30 -0700

http://www.weirdconverter.com/lengthheight.php
Did you know that a can of soda weighs the same as 13.7568 human eyeballs? Me neither, until now.

http://Mercurial.stumbleupon.com/review/9688986/

Thu, 10 May 2007 00:33:59 -0700

Mimi Smartypants

I can't believe I haven't blogged this before!

"Yesterday as I walked to the bus stop, at 6:30 in the morning, a guy sprinted past me in the other direction carrying a gallon jug of vodka. Early morning vodka emergency. I think we've all been there. I was impressed with how he was carrying it straight out in front of him like a fishbowl---that takes serious forearm muscles. Maybe he was a superhero. Super EnablerMan, to the liquor store and back, faster than a speeding blender! Stronger than pangs of hangover regret! Able to leap tall beer kegs in a single bound!"

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Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:04:50 -0700

They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

http://Mercurial.stumbleupon.com/review/9312731/

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:38:22 -0700

Overhead Conversations...

I Was Just Holding That Wall for a Friend

Lady hobo: Man, you is the biggest crackhead I ever met.
Giant hobo, muttering incoherently: No, man, I ain't no crackhead. I ain't no crackhead.
Lady hobo: Nigga, you smoke drywall!

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Sat, 22 Jul 2006 18:25:01 -0700

http://gorillamask.net/mariolive.shtml
Totally awesome!

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Sun, 02 Jul 2006 22:34:25 -0700

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Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:32:13 -0700

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Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:56:22 -0700

Do you think Batman knew about this?

http://Mercurial.stumbleupon.com/review/4344837/

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 22:18:16 -0700

Remember Chesney Hawkes? "(I am the) One and Only"? God, I'd totally forgotten about it until I heard it just before as the end music to a flash animation. Makes me feel all funny inside!