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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:11:00 -0700

Your
poetry is fucking
shit and you know
what makes it worse?

Accompanied by
images, stolen
from elsewhere with no credit,
often of naked flesh
with an arty
slant
of black & white (to keep it classy).

Because
black & white is
always classy.

HTML
isn't that hard.
Learn to format
it correctly
you rather pleasant and witty cunt.

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Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:34:05 -0700

Gay for Josh Homme. 'The Moment after The Show", photography by Matthias Willi

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Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:57:05 -0700

So I'm a day late. Who gives a monkey's testicle? Friday was shit anyway.

Appetizer

On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how much do you like your own handwriting?

I write entirely in capitals. Apart from 'e', which is lowercase, and 'z' which is some bizarro weirdo french-style swirly zed. My English teacher at school hated me because of it and wanted me to fail. I spat it back in her twat by getting a double A grade. I'd rate my handwriting as an 8 for originality, a 10 for legibility, and a poor 2 for conformity.

Soup

Do you prefer baths or showers?

Shower every time. Baths take up too much of my precious time. although my shower is 5'11" high and I'm 6'0" which can be uncomfortable. The longest I've been without a shower was 5 days at Reading Festival 1992.

Salad

What was the last bad movie you watched?

Faces Of Death. About two hours ago. A cult pseudo-snuff shlock movie from 1978. It sucked like a $10 whore.

Main Course

Name something you are addicted to and describe how it affects your life.

I am addicted to smoking cancersticks and it makes my lungs a black mess of lurking death.

Dessert

Which instrument is your favorite to listen to?

A fucking loud distorted electic guitar running through one of these and a few of these. Preferably in a live environment with my head about 5 metres from the speaker cab.

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Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:55:47 -0800

Stumble sucks fuckflaps these days. Where's the port? If the port's all gone, will vodka mix OK with milk (it's the only mixer i have in the house)?

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Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:12:24 -0800

I started a shitty blog. What a cunt. I am going to fill it full of necrophilia and SEO tips. First derd nifter to submit it to Stumbletron gets kicked in the vag / cock (delete as appropriate).

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Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800

My left eyeball hurts like a bitch today. Maybe it was the horrific sight of watching Anderson Silva beating the crap out of Dan Henderson last night that did it. Or maybe my retina is bruised from staring into the deep, dark abyss that is our CMS for too long.

Fell asleep on the bus this morning whilst listening to 'Here We Go Sublime' by The Field and had the most lucid dream about being inside a computer a la Tron whilst it was snowing neon-snowflakes made from perfectly constructed HTML.

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Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:23:36 -0800

I have suddenly discovered that I am internet-intolerant and that prolonged ingestion of HTML will rupture my spleen.

So for personal health reasons I have been doing REAL! LIFE! THINGS! like walking up mountains, joining a choir and watching Norwegian Black Metal bands perform in concert. Trve Kvlt.

I am now bored of that shit and have come crawling back to the narcotic embrace of Ol' Mother Internets.

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Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:04:48 -0800

Today I flicked a smoked cigarette at an old lady in the street, just to see what her reaction times were like.

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Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:49:54 -0800

Note to self: Jimi Hendrix may be more talented than me, but the vomit-choking hippy cuntwad is also more dead than me. Excuse me, MarkRoncase, while I kiss the sky and piss torrents of tie-dye coloured steaming urine on your false-idol's grave.

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Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:45:36 -0800

Note to self: Must stop using the word fuckflap. Think of a more inventive descriptive insult.