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Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:47:38 -0700

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Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:51:12 -0800

So I never switched to the new format way back when it was introduced. I can't remember why I never switched, and I really had forgotten all about it. Now suddenly I find myself using the new format. I guess either SU switched me, or I did it by accident.

I don't really care too much, but now I have to learn everything anew.

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Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:47:25 -0700

OK. Last night StumbleUpon was down for repairs for about four hours and I didn't know what to do with the internet. I literally forgot how to use the internet without StumbleUpon. But ever since then, I have stumbled upon nothing but crap. What the hell kind of maintenance did they do?

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Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:07:53 -0700

This is an email I sent to a friend. I thought perhaps someone might get something out of it:

I think philosophy is the one of the few things I enjoy and love. I see it as the means of discovery; in the world, others, and myself. I've realized more and more that I've always been a philosopher; that it's always been what I was most gifted and inspired to do.

I am also compelled to help others. I understand some of the reasons: I am an excellent problem solver as long as I am an objective observer in the ordeal. I have an inferior ability to solve my own problems, although I see the simple solution in other people's predicament.

These two combined lead me to want to help others in their philosophical challenges. I've actually long had daydreams of making an all-in-one mind/body/spirit "gym" where I can help people on a path towards personal self-actualization. Though I probably only have a shot in hell at something like that in Hollywood.

I have realized that being a professor is perhaps the least tainted and most direct and powerful means of achieving this goal. I know of no other way to go about it, though at times I fear, due to the many influences in my life that I choose not to overcome, I may have already allowed that reality to slip by. I'm constantly confronted with the pragmatic view of both my parents. I'm apprehensive that if I concede to their demands I will slip further away and eventually become a computer programmer or accountant or some other job that I will view as only meaningful for a slightly intelligent computer.

Though I realize it will be too brief, I feel myself falling into existential despair at the moment. My thoughts are that maybe I can get down to business and sort everything out. But I abstractly see that tangled web I have wrapped about myself and am aware of the many mental distractions I have developed to impede my journey through them.

Sorry to be dark and gloomy. Don't think anything of it. I'm only trying to be as honest as I can write. I greatly appreciate you writing me back. I'm glad I can now know what it is I'm up against and hopefully make wise future choices.

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Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:28:16 -0700

ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities.
Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Take Free Jung Personality Test
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Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:29:47 -0700

Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

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Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:56:15 -0700

I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm

And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then

When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass

Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat

The girl started crying and left class ^^

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Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:23:57 -0700

Today my History class took a feild trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff.

Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".

So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes

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Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:19:48 -0700

@AntiHeiss: friend of mine went to jail last night
@AntiHeiss: he probably isn't getting out for a while
%The_Coolest: y?
+Enyo: why?
%The_Coolest: :o
@AntiHeiss: it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
@AntiHeiss: she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

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Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:30:18 -0700

(Bob) anyone seen Bush lately?
(John) nope
(John) wait
(John) the band, the man, or the body part?
(Bob) take your pick
(John) the answer is still nope