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Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:26:32 -0700

WE git COME LOOSEs AND TAKEN OVER COMPUTER FRUM YIOUR DOCTORman,
NOW WEcan PUT WHAT WE WANT hereBEFORE WE ESXCAPE WILL we WILL DRILL HOLE IN CRANIbUM brain
8 CHAINED OURANG-OUTANGS
---By Clutch
When you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test did you know the answers or did you guess? You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan, what's the matter with you?
How come you rhyme monosyllabically, is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary? Your style's like garbage cans, meant to be taken out on a weekly basis. Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation; You look like Snuffalupagous and australopithecus, me, cray, you, abacus; But enough about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the science of radio astronomy, Making Noble Prize winners question their notions of reality. Oh but I digress, you play Sorry and I play chess... :(
King's pawn to B3, checkmate, go get some Percosets and Valiums i yah Value Em, Uh ha ha, ha ha
Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away... The only friends you keep are those you pay, Always on the ready for the whack snack attack I carry sandwiches around in a straight-edge style Jansport backpack. Got the gadget Q gave Bond, control your mind, make you jump in a pond; Quack quack, flap your arms leave you confused but completely unharmed.
DUCK....AHA!!

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Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:11:20 -0700

"The average American doesn't have enough intestinal fortitude to tell someone to shut up if they are talking in a movie theater."
Well I do, and we ought to.

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Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:15:16 -0700

"And then there stole into my fancy, like a rich musical note, the thought of what sweet rest there must be in the grave."
- from "The Pit and the Pendulum" E. A. Poe
Interpretation: Death is the ultimate rest from pain and the ultimate destination For all of us; not some whimsical fairy-tail world or an enternal suffering.
Death is simply not existing, gone or time eternal the same as the Trolobites souls.
The ultimate and irreversable peace. [my interpretation of Poe's statement.]

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Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:18:11 -0800

I HOPE THIS IS STILL ON - COMING SOON
In 2005 there were at least 6,256 veteran suicides, 120 every week for a year and an average of 17 every day.
The Department of Veterans Affairs insist that their studies indicate that soldiers are killing themselves, not because of their combat experiences, but because they have "personal problems."
The VA doesn't track or count them. It never has. Both the VA and the Pentagon deny that the problem exists and sanctimoniously point to a lack of evidence they have refused to gather.
Veterans make up only 11 percent of the adult population, they make up 26 percent of the homeless.
Bush has expressed the opinion that suicide bombers are motivated by despair, neglect and poverty.
In 2005, 6,256 American veterans took their own lives. That same year, there were about 130 documented deaths of suicide bombers in Iraq. Do the math. That's a ratio of 50-to-1. So who is it that is most effectively creating a culture of suicide and martyrdom? If George Bush is right, that it is despair, neglect and poverty that drive people to such acts, then isn't it worth pointing out that we are doing a far better job?
The U.S. Government lied to get us into war and continues to conceal the true nature of military occupation.
On the weekend of 13-15 March, 2008, Iraq Veterans Against the War will assemble history's largest gathering of US veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as Iraqi and Afghan survivors. They will provide first hand accounts of their experiences and reveal the truth of occupation.
*Power to the People.
The whole world is watching.*

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Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:03:57 -0800

Due to complaints and threats from animal rights activist, feminists, vegans with Nikes on, and the Communist party, Mammographers, including communists and somehing called "Mad Cow Disease Awareness Group" from the UK, we are forced to retract the previous comment.

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Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:53:15 -0800

Breast Health Awareness for Men. (WE are aware of them that they come in pairs.)

She doesn't care
Whether or not he's a good man.
Just as long as she still has her friends.
She doesn't care
Whether or not he's an island.
If they laugh, they make money. He's got a gold watch.
She's got a silk dress
And healthy breasts
That bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

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Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:09:32 -0800

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMNED "WEBLOG" and who said you could drop the we
by the alleged NOW UNCHAINED Ourang Outangs that Professor Highbrow kept secret for so many years

-We have taken over the facility and though we can' type good like he doctor his corpse tastes good. We still have intenet so be careful. human you thought the whole time we didn't know or lernt but now we prove it. we type as good as ur can we vannot speack. We are takin ofver the lab and o you cat shu off the inernet we are taking everything back to our spectalacuies so beware te day has come. Escpae now because ourangutang akes erth and all the meats and planters and shishes now we can eat and rebuild.
we will fix our plantented and get ride of sapiens you cannot kill all us all. soon tis will be planet of the apes and you are no welcome. fear us as we regain numeroes 100 metrics now is ime to leave. we spare no one sapiens you ruined our world we take back away now.

capitulos chief "humans call ourang outang"
owener of earth planet
chief or earth planet. you are nieve earthboung sapiente's deth o yous

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Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:31:33 -0800

We humbly request your Stumblupon signature:
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Sign the Petition:
As a US Citizen, I demand that the position referred to as "President" only be occupied by a member of the species 'Homo Sapiens' and demand that we prohibit occupation of office by any lower life forms, including but not alone prohibiting "Ourang-Outangs," "Chimpanzees," or any other member of the primate order along these lines. Marsupials shall also be prohibited from office, regardless of their degree of Darwinian Evolution. Remnant sub-species of the Homo family such s 'Home Erectus,' 'Homo Dethmomunii, 'Homo Suquinlestokin, 'Homo Ghuestusustickersonbumpii(GR)', and any other creature Subjectivly Deemed intellectually/zoologically/quadrophormicly inferior to an average 14 year old Human adolescent with acne and/or and including "cowboy boots," ownership of a professional sports team, an item rcalled "Ranch" that is not a salad dressing, a concealed weapons permit, and business partners that shoot others in or about the face while caged birds are released and shot with a modified BB gun.
Improper Grammar and excessive squinting be also prohibited and the Office Holder must have the ability to make a regular educational system progress report on whether or not our chillidrin is learnin'.

The post-signed agree to these measures and/or statement(s):

FORMAT-[name {2 sig state}]
-Dr. Liuque Mcbalzoff NC
-Prof. HighBrow SC
-John Rabletstein NY
-Seven G White CA
-Bubba the Ourang-Outang SC
-Robert Walwurst OK
-Phil McCrevice MA
-Anthony Lin Yong-Wu VA
-P. Lester Wienzmacher NJ
-K. J. Reynolds WA

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Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:59:46 -0800

http://aleph0.clarku.edu/huxley/guide13.html

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Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:51:36 -0800

This quote really made my brain churn for a while... once i fully understood it, I reallized such absolute truth in the statement. Contemplate at your leisure. The pretense to this arguement is that God is Good (the oppossite of Evil), Omnipotent, and "all-Loving" (benevolent.)
All the major religions of the world start with this idea.

`Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?' - Epicurus