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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:57:02 -0700

... subscribed to everyone on my friend list. The 25 a day maximum is kind of lame.

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Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:44:18 -0700

"What we have in this country is a government attempting to punish people for trying to fight pain and incarcerate people for seeking harmless pleasure. It's insane. There are no arguments for Prohibition that make even the slightest sense. And yet, doing the right thing is apparently a non-starter for the current federal Congress. Because the Democrats, by and large, are a bunch of principle-free panty-waists. And because the Republicans, who should be defending individual freedom, have sold their soul to a bunch of puritans and hypocrites." ~Andrew Sullivan

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Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:35:04 -0700

If they can’t keep drugs out of a penitentiary with 30-foot walls, eight gun towers and a full-time security staff of 500, how do they expect to keep them from crossing the Mexican border? ~ J. Incandenza

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Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:12:30 -0700

I recently ordered NoXplode, Nitrix, and Cellmass from Amazon (I got a great deal on a package deal), and I had some trouble with UPS. When they tried to deliver it to me Tuesday and Wednesday, I was at class. Now, normally when no one's home to receive the package, they leave it in the office of my apartment complex. This time, however, I got a note saying I needed to sign for it and they didn't leave it anywhere.

Today I left them a note attached to the door asking them to leave it in the office for me, because I have class all day. I figured the driver didn't realize that the office would sign for it. When I came back from class, I found a response written on the note I left.This is the response I got:

Dear Mr. We are not entirely sure that the contents of this package are legal. When claiming your package make sure you have a photo ID and be aware that you may be fingerprinted. We are well aware of your criminal history and are therefore taking the necessary precautions. Thank you, U.P.S.

I got a ticket for having a pipe last year (I go to school in Colorado, where such an offense is the same as a traffic ticket), which I paid off. What the hell? This really offended me, and I want to know if I can do anything to those assholes. It really seems like they might call the cops on me for receiving perfectly legal supplements in the mail.

RESPONSE:

Maybe it's just the high talking, but I would poop in a box and UPS it to yourself and not sign. You'll get the satisfaction of some fascist UPS jerk unknowingly carrying around your poop and it will stink up their warehouse for years. It's as genius as ass pennies!
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Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:19:18 -0700

"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there."

Bob Marley

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Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:47:37 -0700

It's amazing how many fewer page visits I get without my friend Angelica as the avatar. I know she's fly, but damn guys... I keep fresh content. Bah, switching back. You pervs are hopeless. :)

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Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:14:11 -0700

I think you can see why her boyfriend bought her a Lexus for her birthday last night. He's a better man than me.