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Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:17:17 -0800

http://www.Rottentomatoes.com , a site i used to trust, gave Burn After Reading a score higher than Step Brothers. What is the world coming to when people enjoy poorly executed comedies more than non-stop dick and fart jokes?

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/14395734/

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:45:44 -0800

alright, so its been all day, 11-16-07, and the lakai video was supposed to come out. it didnt. fuck all

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/11896596/

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:45:36 -0700

just got internet back after like a month. i feel great

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/10610172/

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 23:08:52 -0700

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/0331_060331_robot_flesh.html

http://www.gadgetvenue.com/archives/2007/06/22/robot-venus-flytrap/

combine the 2 and we will be unstoppable, unless the fly trap already has one. then were cool

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/9875593/

Fri, 18 May 2007 21:03:22 -0700

WC and the Maad Circle - The One *DVD-Rip*[via FoxyTunes / WC and the Maad Circle]

Awesome video, also foxytunes is great

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/9673143/

Wed, 09 May 2007 07:51:00 -0700

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

from comedy central jokes, and a pretty good one at that

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/9289564/

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:06:53 -0700

"At parties like this Fez, you collect the leftovers of all the unfinished drinks, and combine them to form one giant, uber-drink. In this case,a Tom Wallbanger Bloody Sunrise on the Beach. "
-Steven Hyde

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/7659375/

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 20:11:18 -0800

i wanna hear a hip hop artist, or anyone who can rhyme, make a rhyme, an above average one i might add, that utilizes the word orange. GO!

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/7420273/

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 20:42:59 -0800

"The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...
its also the reason they hate birds." - KC Buffington

off of
http://www.infinitecat.com/infinite/cat-html/1301-1400/1369.html
..and very true

http://Eutow.stumbleupon.com/review/7420190/

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 20:36:19 -0800

very awesome