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Thu, 06 Jul 2006 18:38:37 -0700

Sorry this place has been so dead again, ya'll. Lot's happening in life. I have like four paintings, three songs, two research projects, and one programming project. Since I have no life and do nothing else, it's more than easily done, but leaves little time for goofin' off (which I adore doing from time to time).

If I get a chance, expect this place to suddenly get a huge burst of activity followed by another lull or two. Perhaps when college swings in again, I'll get more buzzin' in this place :-B

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Tue, 02 May 2006 07:40:41 -0700

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Thu, 06 Apr 2006 23:32:35 -0700

Dude, so like, I'm staring into the mirror brushing my teeth and being mesmorized by the hypnotic oscillations of me flab because I brush my teeth too hard, right? Then the most horrific realization I've had ever since the thought of having children screeches in my head:

DUDE! One of my nipples is off center! WHAT!?!? How'd I noice? Am I drawing too much or something? I need to go back in time and get nipple braces or something.

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Sun, 02 Apr 2006 20:47:24 -0700

people advice by dudy:

When a friend has an arm cast, do not (I REPEAT: DO NOT) say "Uh oh... hit your woman too hard again?"

Especially in a public place.... and particularly in a cafeteria... and never ever a college cafeteria.

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Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:52:43 -0800

bouncers use only the highest quality of silicone... you should too!

http://Dudymas.stumbleupon.com/review/3531438/

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:56:10 -0800

So, faithful watchers... tell me... is the toilet seat squeaky or is it the sound of denial?

http://Dudymas.stumbleupon.com/review/3513199/

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:08:05 -0800

Dangit! Why do I never have the time to go around the forums anymore? I swear... it's not like I've totally signed off... I'm still here, but I never put my talent of typing in complete nonsense peaked out like I used to. Darn. I gotta just go be mean to some small child and take their candy. That always helps. That and then draw something like my prof failing his exam and putting my name on his paper, because that's what happens.

*walks away in total denial*

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Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:29:29 -0800

You know... I'm especially curious of some stuff today.

So... black people don't taste like chocolate?

Has any other guy gone to the urinal, and when several other people show up, starting backing up and start a competition to see who can pee the highest and furthest?

After the kind intervention of my roomie, I have vowed never to say "That tickles!" in the dorm showers. I'm still up for saying "You could wash that better..." when the appropriate victims are in the other shower stalls, though.

I'm still the most blonde guy I know using linux.....

I'm worried that the reason why women haven't killed me is that their collective mind knows to let me suffer.

I still want to invent the first beef/sausage scented urinal cakes...

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Tue, 21 Feb 2006 23:22:56 -0800

And now it's time for tips from dudy:
How to begin getting rid of someone you don't want around
-Offer to microwave their soda for them. Tell them you prefer warm water.

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Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:00:21 -0800

So wait... I'm not being nutty enough... am I? I dunno. Someone send me a message if you even care about that (I'm still insane... just not all over SU anymore... I sorta went back to using SU as a place I get good links from.)

That said...