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News - Standard Speaker

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:03:14 -0700

Ya'll know what ten thousand lawyers chained together and dropped to the bottom of the ocean is? A good start.

WWL - AM870 | FM105.3 | News | Talk | Sports - *

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 10:55:52 -0700

Damn, dude. How do you put two hundred pounds of stupid in a five gallon bucket? I know that demon weed can make you daft, but holy shit guy? What's not to understand? That's like leaving part of a dead hooker hanging out from the skirting of your crawl-space. Epic failure!

The Moonshiner

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:23:30 -0700

Very nice. My liver cringed just from hearing that.
Thanks to Swandolyn for link!

Phylum Cnidaria

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:56:02 -0700

MATH! It's all math. All the sciences are based on mathematics, and soon as you grasp that, you start seeing the numbers and equations EVERYWHERE. I can't look at a conch-shell or a sunflower without thinking of the golden rectangle. Put simply, Life is chemistry, chemistry is math, and math is the universal language. I guess I'm just a nerd that way, but it makes sense to me.

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090311/NEWS04/903110415

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:06:40 -0700

What is the big deal? Why not embrace the concept of hot teenage girls making out and dancing and stuff? When guys do it it's sick and wrong and sinful, but when chicks get all freaky that way it's like manna from heaven. That's the wonderful part of the double-standard! What's not to understand?

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Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:53:14 -0700

I got grabbed in the giblets by the visual pretty. Hell yes.

I just LOVE women with firearms.

And a woman wearing a man's shirt is great!

But spit-tails with something between the ears are the best of all.

Tilapia With Spinach Pecan Pesto - Tilapia Recipe With Easy Pesto

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:55:22 -0700

Killer recipe found by the Militant Duck.. You had me at the fish, and sealed the deal with the pesto. I approve!

The Ramones - I wanna be sedated

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:05:54 -0700

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go...
Just put me in a wheelchair...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

Massive props to Finestkind for da link.

SPORTSbyBROOKS & Brian Bosworth Busted For DUI - On His Harley

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:36:32 -0700

Brian Bosworth?!? The Boz?!?! Oh, fuck you buddy. Fuck you right in the goat ass. I used to live in Seattle. You walk to up to a little old lady in those parts and ask "Hey, what do you think of Brian Bosworth?" and she will most likely spit on the ground and recite the official oath: "Boz? Screw that cunt!".. Some of us are still a little raw about that talentless showboating asshole and all the money he stole. In my little fantasy land, I can imagine him being gang-raped by a pack of rabid wolves while being filmed on YouTube for the world to see. Oh, by the way, in case you're curious, I might just still have a little animosity after all these years.

I hate you.

AlternaDads blog - StumbleUpon

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:16:29 -0700

I've know lots of people with "Alternative Views".. Some are the kinds who picket banks with signs that read "Gay jewish nazis!", and others are the kind you work with for years until they tell you about the cover-up about the holes in the poles of the Earth that lead into an interior realm. ANYTHING saddled with the term "Alternative" makes me nervous, but Alternadad rocks. Check him out!