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Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:05:34 -0700

I have become X-rated somehow. If this can't be repaired, Doc Barleycorn is dead. (And I refer to the blog, not my physical being, which will live after whatever Nancy-pants reported me as naughty)

My question..

I just got converted to X-rated, and I don't understand why. While my physics jokes and cooking topics are very safe, even the most provocative of my photos and posts are within the guidelines of PG-13. What do I need to do to return back to the fold?

http://DocBarleycorn.stumbleupon.com/review/31138403/

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:14:43 -0700

Do any of y'all have any idea how fun it is to harass strangers in public? Being tall, and generally scary look'n, I get away with lots of stupidity. Some of the gags you've heard of before, like driving around with a stuffed dog on a leash tied to my bumper. Others are more fun, like crashing an aliens-are-among-us convention dressed as a "Man in black" and start asking people for their social security number while mumbling into a non-existent microphone in my collar. One of my favorites is calling up vet offices and asking them if they'd A.I. a male Yorkshire Terrier with a female Great Dane. The horror in their voice is worth more than anything.

http://DocBarleycorn.stumbleupon.com/review/31124033/

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:29:06 -0700

Random Image Time!

I seriously doubt that is good curry sauce.

Romantic and scientific. Who could resist?

Some nurses feel obliged to walk to you to your truck. Like I'm going to be attacked in the parking lot with all those fat security guards driving golf-carts equipped with walkie-talkies and cell phones. They make me feel so safe.

News - Standard Speaker

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:03:14 -0700

Ya'll know what ten thousand lawyers chained together and dropped to the bottom of the ocean is? A good start.

http://DocBarleycorn.stumbleupon.com/review/31122999/

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:49:30 -0700

Damn, I feel so much better!

WWL - AM870 | FM105.3 | News | Talk | Sports - *

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 10:55:52 -0700

Damn, dude. How do you put two hundred pounds of stupid in a five gallon bucket? I know that demon weed can make you daft, but holy shit guy? What's not to understand? That's like leaving part of a dead hooker hanging out from the skirting of your crawl-space. Epic failure!

The Moonshiner

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:23:30 -0700

Very nice. My liver cringed just from hearing that.
Thanks to Swandolyn for link!

http://DocBarleycorn.stumbleupon.com/review/31008288/

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:11:37 -0700

RANDOM IMAGE TIME!

*I* didn't hitch 'em. Ain't my fault.

It's all fun and games until that patch-beard urologist starts fiddle'n with your bidness. Kidney-stones are the work of Satan.

The world is FULL of these types. That's why, when I slaughter an animal and eat it, I set an extra plate for the vegans. Hey hippy, not only are you responsible for the death of a living thing. but by not eating you are wasting food that could feed one of the third-world babies. Put THAT on your slice of un-buttered wheat toast and chew.

Phylum Cnidaria

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:56:02 -0700

MATH! It's all math. All the sciences are based on mathematics, and soon as you grasp that, you start seeing the numbers and equations EVERYWHERE. I can't look at a conch-shell or a sunflower without thinking of the golden rectangle. Put simply, Life is chemistry, chemistry is math, and math is the universal language. I guess I'm just a nerd that way, but it makes sense to me.

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Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:06:40 -0700

What is the big deal? Why not embrace the concept of hot teenage girls making out and dancing and stuff? When guys do it it's sick and wrong and sinful, but when chicks get all freaky that way it's like manna from heaven. That's the wonderful part of the double-standard! What's not to understand?