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Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:34:33 -0800

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Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
(idea) by The Colonel Wed Nov 15 2000 at 20:41:55

Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?

I don't mean to bother you.
It's just that we've been sitting here all night talking,
talking, talking, talking,
and I really would like to kiss you now.

I understand if you'd rather I didn't. I wouldn't want to kiss me either.
But everything about you- the upturned corner of your mouth, the quickness of your eyes, your silent exhale.
I'm caught.

I don't have much to offer.

I'm a good kisser, and I like doing it. But I don't have much money, and what little I do, I usually spend in this bar.

And my job isn't spectacular.
And my car doesn't always run.
And I'll never be a millionaire or a captain of industry.

But I will love you, I promise.

I will love you, and I will never forget,
how your breath and mine hang in the air tonight.

Tonight.
I promise.

With all the strength in my legs.
With all the air in my lungs.
With all the thoughts in my head,
I will love you.

And I understand if that's not enough.

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Thu, 21 May 2009 03:42:10 -0700

Willy Wonka:
There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going
/ There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? /Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes! The danger must be growing /For the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

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Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:22:00 -0700

Willy Wonka:
And almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.

Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
Willy Wonka: *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
Willy Wonka:
If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka?

Willy Wonka: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.

G.Joe: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate - The-the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. Wh-When does he get it?

Wonka: He doesn't.

G.Joe: Why not?

Wonka: Because he broke the rules.

G.Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?

Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:

"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!"

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get *NOTHING*! You lose! Good day, sir!

G.Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! How could you something like this, build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!

Wonka: I said, "Good day!"
Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you - and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

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Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:58:15 -0700

How Doth The Little Crocodile
Lewis Carroll

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!

when she though she was repeating that highly moral poem by Isaac Watts,

Against Idleness And Mischief
Isaac Watts

How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour,
And gather honey all the day
From every opening flower!

How skillfully she builds her cell!
How neat she spreads the wax!
And labours hard to store it well
With the sweet food she makes.

In works of labour or of skill,
I would be busy too;

For Satan finds some mischief still
For idle hands to do.

In books, or work, or healthy play,
Let my first years be passed
That I may give for every day
Some good account at last.

Again, in her conversation with the Caterpillar, Alice told him that being so many different sizes in a day was very confusing, as he would find when he changed into a chrysalis and then into a butterfly. She confessed that she could not remember things and told her experience with 'How doth the little busy bee'. The Caterpillar, wishing to test the matter, ordered her to say, 'You are old, Father William'. How well she succeeded will appear from comparing what she said with what she though she was going to say.

You are old, Father William
Lewis Carroll

'You are old, Father William,' the young man said,
'And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?'

'In my youth,' Father William replied to his son,
'I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.'

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'You are old,' said the youth, 'as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?'

'In my youth,' said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
'I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?'

'You are old,' said the youth, 'and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?'

'In my youth,' said his father, 'I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.'

'You are old,' said the youth, 'one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?'

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Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:10:13 -0700

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Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:07:00 -0700

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWxs8jGJPww
U MUST WATCH THIS

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Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:21:28 -0800

lisa i havent forgot u <3

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Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:35:24 -0800

USEFUL SHORT PHRASES IN JAPANESE

* Good morning -- Ohayo gozaimasu
* Good afternoon (day) -- Konnichiwa
* Good evening -- Konbanwa
* Good-bye -- Sayonara
* Good night -- Oyasuminasai
* How are you? -- O genki desu ka?
* How do you do? -- Hajimemashite
* Pleased to meet you -- Dozo yoroshiku or Yoroshiku onegaishimasu
* I am fine -- Hai, genki desu
* And you? -- Anata wa?
* Thank you (very much) -- Domo arigato gozaimasu
* You're welcome -- Do itashi mashite
* Say! Listen! (to get attention) -- Anone
* Excuse me (to get attention) -- Sumi masen
* Excuse me (pardon me) -- Gomen nasai or Shitsurei shimasu
* I am sorry -- Gomen nasai
* Please (when offering something) -- Dozo
* Please (when requesting something) -- Kudasai
* Please show me -- Misete kudasai
* Please write it -- Kaite kudasai
* Please give me this -- Kore o kudasai
* I'm sick -- Byoki desu
* Let's go -- Ikimasho
* Do you speak English? -- Anata wa eigo o hanashimasu ka?
* Yes, I speak a little -- Hai, sukoshi hanashimasu
* Do you understand? -- Wakarimasu ka?
* Yes, I understand -- Hai, wakarimasu
* Oh, I see -- As, soo desu ka
* No, I don't understand -- Iie, wakarimasen
* Please say it again -- Mo ichido itte kudasai
* Please speak slowly -- Yukkuri hanashi te kudasai
* Please wait a moment -- Chotto matte kudasai
* What is your name? -- Anata-no namae wa?
* My name is _______ -- Watashi no namae wa ________ desu
* Where is it? -- Doko desu ka?
* What time is it? -- Nan-ji desu ka?
* How much is it? -- Sore wa ikura desu ka?
* I will take it -- Sore kudasai
* No, thank you -- Iie kekko desu
* Do you like it? -- Suki desu ka?
* I like it -- Suki desu
* I don't like it -- Kirai desu
* It's beautiful -- Kirei desu
* Hello (on telephone only) -- Moshi moshi
* Let me see -- So desu ne
* Welcome -- Irrasshaimase
* Where is the toilet? -- Toire wa doko desu ka?

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Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:51:44 -0800

"I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's
where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my
sister's house and ask her for money."
--Kevin Meaney

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Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:24:05 -0800

warped tickle-brained varlot