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Flowchart: Hey Jude | Spreeblick

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:18:51 -0800

That's pretty cool

Jesus, Karaoke, And Serial Killers: The Funniest Venn Diagrams The Web Has To Offer

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:11:12 -0800

The Daily Mash - MASSIVE DRINK BENDERS SHOULD BE BETTER ORGANISED

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:20:03 -0800

From the page: "However Wayne Hayes, the promoter of Drink Very Cheap Booze Til You Almost Die and its sister student night Loads of Grog And Fanny In A Dark Building, has denied his events contribute to public drunkenness.

He said: "We encourage all our punters to drink responsibly. Our 50 pint flagon of rancid Heinmeister that we sell for 16p has 'please enjoy these 50 pints responsibly' written on the side.

"But ultimately, they're students. They have to have somewhere they can let off steam on a Friday after doing absolutely fuck all through the week.

"Plus they're twats.""

The Daily Mash - BOSSES QUITE HAPPY WITH LEVELS OF WORKPLACE STRESS

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:18:48 -0800

From the page:
Office worker Tom Logan said he found his telemarketing job as enticing as eating rotten mongoose placenta.

He said: "I hate and fear my job with every fibre of my being.

"However, the worry that two burly men will come and take away my flatscreen television always keeps me working like a bitch.

The Daily Mash - PARENTS MUST ALLOW CHILDREN SEX EDUCATION ONCE THEY'RE ALREADY HAVING SEX

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:13:32 -0800

From the page: "by the opt-out age of 15 most are already doing the kind of stuff that would make a 40-year-old Bangkok hooker throw up"

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Controversy over U2s Berlin wall

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:53:48 -0800

From the page: We don't know who's responsible for this, whether it's U2 or MTV
my guess is MTV

The Daily Mash - BA STAFF CONDEMN CUSTOMERS TO CHRISTMAS WITH THEIR FAMILIES

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:34:38 -0800

From the page: "
The potential strike is due to BA proposals to replace 800 cabin staff with grinning coffee machines doused in cheap aftershave and synthetic halitosis."

The Daily Mash - BRITAINS CHILDREN CANT GET ANY FATTER, SAY EXPERTS

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:32:14 -0800

From the page: "Professor Brubaker said that children who have reached their critical mass should not be forced to do any exercise, comparing it to vigorously shaking a bottle of lemonade.
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The Daily Mash - SEX WITH OBAMA BETTER THAN SEX, CLAIMS FIRST LADY

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:12:12 -0800

From the page: "A White House spokesman said: "I can't personally vouch for his carnal prowess, as yet, but he's certainly doing something right. The First Lady's been waddling around the West Wing like an 80 year-old cowboy with rickets.""

The Daily Mash - ECSTACY IS MENTAL, SAYS DRUGS CZAR

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:25:32 -0700

From the page: "Professor David Nutt and a group of his colleagues from the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs were at a house party in Dalston when they were approached by a ponytailed man in a leather effect coat offering 'Fido Didos' at £2 each or six for a tenner.

Professor Nutt said: "We were just at that moment discussing how ironic it was that none of us had ever taken recreational drugs. Plus we were a bit pissed."