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Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:11:06 -0800

.psssst.... i see you

In Flanders Fields

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Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:15:41 -0800

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Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:47:35 -0700

Enter if you dare...

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Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:01:58 -0700

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Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:31:51 -0700

OCTOBER IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH

THINK PINK

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Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:17:30 -0700

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Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:10:24 -0700

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

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Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:43:38 -0700

This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster
she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'She explains the problem with the toaster,
and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'
which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'
In a huff, the woman says,
'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

Now stop laughing and pass this along to your friends

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Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:05:45 -0700

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

- John Russell

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Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:20:07 -0700

Tears of laughter (in disbelief!)
hahahaha

photo courtesy of shaun ...(always finding the best the valley has to offer)