http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Comments & Reviews of http://www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html on StumbleUpon en-us Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:22:10 -0700 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:47:16 -0700 http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html http://cdn.stumble-upon.com/images/logo_su_36x36.png Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:12:30 -0700 http://dazed42.stumbleupon.com/review/19101993/ Dazed42 - blergh.]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:12:59 -0700 http://kaptnemo.stumbleupon.com/review/19007529/ KaptNemo - Politics Explained A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:44:43 -0800 http://velation.stumbleupon.com/review/17153264/ velation - I'm so terribly, terribly tired of this shit.]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:22:54 -0800 http://xfireatwillx.stumbleupon.com/review/16633508/ xfireatwillx - Simply brilliant]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:55:17 -0800 http://monoamine.stumbleupon.com/review/15776687/ monoamine - Hilarious!]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:36:32 -0800 http://t-y-r.stumbleupon.com/review/15405759/ T-Y-R - From the page: "The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.""]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:07:28 -0800 http://operondus.stumbleupon.com/review/15372043/ operondus - It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. -Sir Winston Churchill]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:42:17 -0800 http://godshapedbullet.stumbleupon.com/review/15098763/ GodShapedBullet - This joke would have been funnier without the second paragraph.]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:22:21 -0800 http://outdoors2.stumbleupon.com/review/15034140/ Outdoors2 - From the page: Politics Explained A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.getamused.com/jokes/022127.html