http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Comments & Reviews of http://www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour on StumbleUpon en-us Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:44:52 -0800 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:59:54 -0700 http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour http://cdn.stumble-upon.com/images/logo_su_36x36.png Fri, 16 May 2008 21:48:52 -0700 http://watsjd.stumbleupon.com/review/21382424/ watsjd - "Pentagon sources also confirmed rumors that the Brandon administration mobilized the Iowa National Guard for deployment to Myers' school, where they received instructions to lower their pants and moon the principal."]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:01:30 -0700 http://innomen.stumbleupon.com/review/19379113/ Innomen - Indeed I do.]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:32:50 -0700 http://kdbaross.stumbleupon.com/review/19052346/ KDBaross - the last paragraph makes it all come together]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:45:51 -0700 http://btsp1.stumbleupon.com/review/19048195/ btsp1 - Awesome Satire]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:17:36 -0700 http://foggy1.stumbleupon.com/review/19047413/ Foggy1 - Thanks for the find, http://barry331.stumbleupon.com/]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:01:07 -0800 http://l00zer.stumbleupon.com/review/17902003/ l00zer - bahahahaha]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:37:54 -0800 http://perrymason.stumbleupon.com/review/14026864/ perrymason - From the page: "Child On White House Tour Momentarily Seizes Control Of Nation"
Myers issued an executive order for pizza using the intercom in the Oval Office. Congress immediately passed emergency funding for 1,200 stuffed-crust pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut.

that sounds about right]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:33:21 -0700 http://stoutness.stumbleupon.com/review/13978020/ Stoutness - From the page: "Shortly after forcing former president George W. Bush out of office, Myers issued an executive order for pizza using the intercom in the Oval Office. Congress immediately passed emergency funding for 1,200 stuffed-crust pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut."
Funny how satire can still piss me off about Congress today.]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:01:41 -0700 http://saiph.stumbleupon.com/review/13926693/ Saiph - From the page: "Though his reign was brief and tumultuous, Myers could boast of several accomplishments during his 15-minute term, such as balancing the budget, pulling the troops out of Iraq, and establishing universal health care."]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:56:40 -0700 http://maxismax.stumbleupon.com/review/13908269/ Maxismax - From the page: "WASHINGTON, DCâ€"In an event unprecedented in American history, Brandon Myers, a relatively obscure Iowa 10-year-old with no previous experience in domestic politics, took advantage of a clear leadership void and seized control of the United States Tuesday after he slipped away from his White House tour group and locked himself in the Oval Office."]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour