http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/911review.org/humor/Presidential_Memo.html Comments & Reviews of http://911review.org/humor/Presidential_Memo.html on StumbleUpon en-us Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:31:03 -0800 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:18:12 -0800 http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/911review.org/humor/Presidential_Memo.html http://cdn.stumble-upon.com/images/logo_su_36x36.png Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:33:20 -0800 http://911review.stumbleupon.com/review/14387831/ 911review - From the page: "Memo to be given to ALL new presidents. · Do NOT fart in public. If it slips, do not make fun of it. · Do not start a war without good intel · Try not to piss off every other country in the world. · Do NOT rub the shoulders of a female, particularly in high office. · Do not over-extend the military, in case of a natural disaster. · If a natural disaster occurs, and the military is over extended, try to get food and water to people before they die of dehydration, or starve. · If someone in your administration is involved in a leak, fire them. · If you say you will fire someone who leaks information from your administration, do it. · If your speaking ability leaves you a laughing stock in front of a high school, then read crib notes. SLOWLY. · If you spy on peoples emails, read them, especially if they are emailing the Constitution. · The phrase �oethe tide is turning” is a colloquialism, and should not be taken literally. · If you are asked what the best moment in office is, do not include �oea large mouth bass” as part of the answer. · Its not a good idea to publicly state that you wish you were a dictator. · You do not have the ability to create new words, even if they �oesound good”. · If you torture people from other countries, they might do the same to us. · It might not be a good idea for you, or your officials companies to become filthy rich from government contracts. · Companies owned by the Vice President, and other officials, should not set policy. · Whistle blowers are GOOD things. · If your top military commanders let a terrorist act happen, don�t promote them. · If someone tells you �oeAmerica is under attack” it might be a good idea to start acting, no matter how important the meeting your in seems. · If you start more than one war, without being attacked, and start building MORE nuclear devices, you cant call yourself the �oepeace president”. · If you attack the wrong country, you should apologize, and leave at their earliest convenience. · You can not claim to be a moral and religious leader, if the country you invaded has had losses of over ½ million human beings. · If there is no real proof another country is going to invade the US, then it is probably not a good idea to start a war. · Remember that ANY war you start means you FAILED in diplomacy. · When its absolutely obvious you made a mistake, admit it, own it. · The President serves at the �oePLEASURE” of the American people. · Use common sense, if you do not have any, give the job to someone who does."]]> http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/911review.org/humor/Presidential_Memo.html